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Capt (Ret) Kardnal

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  1. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    When you have even the slightest S-3 question
  2. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    The Old Days

    >Addresses himself as HQ >constantly refers to himself as A. Co I love you spook
  3. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    The Old Days

    <3<3<3<3 I was quite the PFC back in the day. Back when the leadership of 8311 was still quite green. Back when I wasn't the Captain you all know and hate, but the boot Sgt that you all knew and loved. Goodnight, sweet prince. Lythium is really nice. Lots of nice shots. Of course, the best classes were always the E&D courses. And of course, there were crazy moments, where no one really knew what to do. Looking at you, @SSgt Edwards The dark was always fun. These were about a meter off the waves. Only the old guys will remember these next few. @LtCol Makowski @Cpl (Ret) Corman If anyone ever wondered why I had a hard-on for the m16a4, these were the days..
  4. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Quote Book

    HMC (FMF) Williams: *hotmike of some NASA documentary* Cpl Torregrossa: WILLIAMS, THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
  5. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Template has been loaded for all of five minutes. GySgt Carter: Well, Brueske already needs medical attention, so we're off to a great start.
  6. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Person: Oh, you play ArmA? That sounds so realistic and tactical. Me, an intellectual:
  7. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Nice bedroom, @LTC Brueske https://m.imgur.com/gallery/aPVUDGs
  8. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Immersion Specialist, 2018 colorized, waiting for the MSOT to come around the corner
  9. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Operation Desert Dragon Feedback

    Only issue I've had thus far was an instance in which we were prescribed as a conventional fighting force to assault a city. While a larger part of it was my planning moving into the city center, the problem remained that we, by declaration and purpose-built, are not a conventional fighting force. Truly that's been my only issue thus far, and I've otherwise quite enjoyed this deployment.
  10. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Work lives

    Still an HVAC technician. Spending most of my time in attics in far flung backwaters of the country. Loving every second of it
  11. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  12. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  13. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  14. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    smol meme
  15. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  16. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    LtCol Makowski
  17. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    ArmA World Rally

    Fake? No. Check your inbox, duh.
  18. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Capt Kardnal: Duck, we're going to need your Gustav for this tasking. SSgt Schwarz: Yea, no problem. I just miss a lot though, but we have the ammo. Capt Kardnal: O-K, I'm sure Spears would like his chance in the spotlight. SSgt Schwarz: Wait, no. (Later) SSgt Schwarz: Spears, I hereby disallow you from carrying the 249. Cpl Spears: It's okay, I've already got a Gustav.
  19. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  20. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Photos of Tier 1 SMUs

    Highest military fund in the world, wears fuckin Jorts
  21. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Photos of Tier 1 SMUs

  22. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    The Video Thread.

  23. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Website news reel: S-2 BATTLE CAPTAIN APPLICATIONS OPEN TUPAC HOLOGRAM ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES
  24. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Quote Book

    <21:13:22> "Capt Kardnal": do you want to be angry, because i can make you really angry <21:13:28> "Capt Kardnal": with this little tidbit of knowledge <21:13:38> "Capt Kardnal": i didnt buy a 3.5" adapter for my new ssd <21:13:46> "Maj Ray": That's OK. <21:13:49> "Maj Ray": Scotch tape. <21:13:53> "Capt Kardnal": so its just sitting looseleaf in the bottom of my pc bumpin around with my power cables <21:13:57> "Maj Ray": I used to do that when SSDs were still a thing. <21:13:59> "Maj Ray": * new thing <21:14:00> "Capt Kardnal": the tension of my cable management keeps it secure <21:14:05> "Maj Ray": Approved. <21:14:06> "Capt Kardnal": lmfao <21:14:11> "Capt Kardnal": thats so whack <21:14:15> "Capt Kardnal": now i understand unit servers <21:14:24> "Maj Ray": Unit servers are professionally built and hosted. <21:14:29> "Maj Ray": I don't get a chance to duct tape a bitch S-4 OIC
  25. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Yall fuckin stalkers
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