Capt (Ret) Kardnal

Archiving this here, forever.

Summary of the new Ops Chief position

When the Saturday team is starting to get along

Cpl Wauben: Sgt Carter, I need doc. Sgt Carter: What happened? Cpl Wauben: Well when you told me not to sit on the pointy end of my 240. . Sgt Carter: I didn't tell you, I assumed it was common knowledge. It's a good way to burn out your barrel.

@Cpl Seixeiro

So, context. We were filling in on a task force, and we found this DshK. I am especially notorious for doing whatever possible to get a DshK to utilize in whatever scenario we happened to be in. In this case we found all these nice, pretty DshK's lying around in a position we had taken, and, being us, we moved them to more oppurtune positions (one of them on the right of the image, faced the other way.). The damn thing fell over, so i picked it up using ACE and started pushing it around by spinning around trying to get it to rightside up. I realized that I could spin and throw @Cpl Corman about a foot if i bonked him with it in the spin. I did this multiple times, much to his dismay. APPARENTLY he went quiet for a few minutes while i fucked with the DshK some more, and he finally walked back over to me, informed me that bonking him with the HMG had put him into a downed state, bleeding out, and by some miracle he'd woken up again only to come over and tell me that i'm an idiot. End of story, we didn't ever get to use the DshKs. Any of the 4 that we commandeered that mission. Sadface

Real documented picture of @Cpl Corman and myself when we synchronized our bonghits (2016-2017 colorized)

When even the website doesn't consider aviation to be real people

HM1 (FMF) Williams: I'm going to stop listening because I don't care. 1stLt Kardnal: There we go, now let's spitroast Jones Sgt Jones: (Close to his mic) I'd like that 1stLt Kardnal: Now you're talking Renegade. ***HM1 (FMF) Williams has started recording!!***

LCpl S. Tullo: Is your house too humid? 1stLt Cole: No, sorry, I don't watch anime very much. LCpl S. Tullo: No, too humid.

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What happened inside the tank: Sgt Carter is doing something important Del Percio is picking his teeth PFC Seixeiro: Kardnal, go get that go-kart and drive it down the MSR. Sgt Carter: Don't do- 1stLt Kardnal: SAY NO MORE *Leaps out the fucking abrams*

>TANOA

Wet is a sTaTe Of mInD

Capt Makowski trying to figure out how to NJP DelPercio over this

MAJ Brueske: I'm pretty sure thats a disrespect towards officer WOC Derr: What, using Clown Penis as a callsign? I'm sure it has its place. *Plays Danger zone over the mic*

When you type 3dmrbru.com as 3dmrb.ru

SSgt Street: You shot that Gendarmie officer LCpl Buono: He sounded like a terrorist and had a gun. SSgt Street: How close do French and Arabic sound? LCpl Buono: I don't speak terrorist, so the same to me.

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