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Capt (Ret) Kardnal

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  1. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Use of "Top Level Channels"

    Sure, that's fair. I can see this being beneficial to us.
  2. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Quote Book

    LCpl Turk: HEh..EHeh...Heh....Hehe....Heh...That t-ickles me.
  3. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Why we Play

    Afternoon, Raiders. I have a question for you: Why do you play (milsim)? Why Arma? Why us? Answer however you like.
  4. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Arma 4 just got confirmed!

    https://www.amazon.com/Packs-EVGA-GeForce-Graphics-06G-P4-6264-KB/dp/B078XZJBHM/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_3?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1519274237&sr=1-3-fkmr1&keywords=6+EVGA+titan "Minimum requirements"
  5. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Arma 4 just got confirmed!

    oH hEy NeVeR hEaRd tHaT bE4
  6. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Arma 4 just got confirmed!

    HeY gUyS LeTs mAkE a rAnGeR uNiT
  7. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Kardnal's Kombat Kam

    MARSOC rescues @WOC Derr and @CW4 Whelan from a goat-snuff porn filmshoot starring two AMERICAN AIRMEN ™ GySgt Specter: "This bucket smells like air force." 2ndLt Kardnal: Well it's marked Navy, so I bet it's imported lube. GySgt Specter: "Rear admiral joke." Later, same training: (in vehicle) GySgt Specter: You guys (aviators) smell horrible. CW4 Whelan: At least we don't smell like disappointment, and a lack of dignity WOC Derr: Got 'eem. 2ndLt Kardnal: Must be hard to smell that through all that silicon. WOC Derr: Uh huh, you Marines always carry crayons in your vest? 2ndLt Kardnal: Yeah. They're for downed aviators. To doodle how you lost your airframe. Like afghan kids and snickers.
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    Kardnal's Kombat Kam

    Classified Photos and Videos Eyes Only Back in the 13th MEU, we had quite a deployment process. Reference "PFC Makowski" and "Pvt Kardnal". Good times.
  9. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Sgt Carter takes a few shots by a surprise russki. 2ndLt Kardnal: I'm moving up. Sgt Carter: Aaactuaaaal~! You're not a CSO~! *Singsong* 2ndLt Kardnal: *grumbling*
  10. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Work lives

    Still working as an HVAC Technician here in Texas. Took a pay cut to work closer to home, and regularly working from 0830 to 2030 really puts hours on the table. I enjoy the technical diversity of my work. I did have to attend a tech school up in Dallas to do so where I lived out of a roach motel for a short while, and I'd like to move myself and CTL to Colorado or north Texas when she gets to graduation. I'm living small till then, but my day to day could be literally anything. I don't necessarily like installing full systems. It really is mindless work. My favorite thing to do is to diagnose broken systems and get them working again. Really is fun when you can guess the problem over the phone given a few basic symptoms. I also spend about half my day in my truck, getting paid for travel.
  11. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Capt Ray posts a Commendation for Capt Makowski <18:53:05> You poked "Capt Ray" with message: https://gyazo.com/8075a61b252299381f1c9715d0a73330 Capt Ray: What? Oh, I'll fix it. Capt Ray edits, fixing some Other gender-neutral 2ndLt Kardnal: That wasn't it. Also there's another one. https://gyazo.com/54cdf371f1289e3a0696d0b264e84020 Capt Ray: How many of these little shits are there?! *Fix* 2ndLt Kardnal: . . . . . . https://gyazo.com/0546ab031062b7f0e940f7a911fd881b Capt Ray: *pterodactyl screeching* Goddamnit Bingham!
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    3d MRB Quote Book

    Sgt Cooper: Well, they already pull their weight as much as they don't.
  13. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    I love tacos

    I think those are sandwiches
  14. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    2018 Winter Olympics

    $20 says Pyongyang throws a fit over it.
  15. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Brueske, Derr, Cole, and myself are all shouting and shitting on one another, as we do, and Ray is just sitting in the channel like:
  16. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Kardnal's Kombat Kam

  17. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Kardnal's Kombat Kam

    Not every US force intervention ends without bloodshed. In this picture we see the end result of a firefight between US Army and local insurgents. No US servicemen were harmed in the taking of this picture.
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    Kardnal's Kombat Kam

    The Germans spared no expense to the Allied Invasion, repelling even the lightest of scout units with deadly anti-tank weaponry. The famous PaK 40 AT gun was used quite effectively against anything armored more heavily than a Willy's Jeep.
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    Kardnal's Kombat Kam

    The 101st Airborne regroup under cover of nightfall during the first drops of Operation Overlord.
  20. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Kardnal's Kombat Kam

    101st Airborne commandeering SS assets during the Battle of Carentan
  21. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    WW2 Fun Op (04FEB2018) (Mission 2)

    On the 10th of June, 1944. . Parachutes were opened in the skies over Northern France. What followed, and the existing tales of the men who made their mark on French soil in the name of liberty are what we aim to recreate. Read the bottom of this post for scheduling. Firstly, the mod list: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qDTZ01NoDHtht-T8Wv3YpeHYiGOV3D94fT0aqZznHDw/edit?usp=sharing In this order, if you'd please. They're fairly simple, all of them can be found on steam. Ignore the depedencies of the WW2 Objects and the CSA38. Platoon Leader: 1stLt (Ret) Derr Eins: Squad Leader: 1stLt Jennings Assistant Squad Leader: 1stLt Pepperman Machine Pistolier: OPEN Rifleman (Gewehr 43): Sgt Carter Rifleman (Gewehr 43): OPEN Rifleman (Kar98): OPEN Rifleman (Kar98): OPEN Machine Gunner: 1stLt Falconer Assistant Gunner: Cpl Seixeiro Medic: OPEN Zwei: Squad Leader: OPEN Assistant Squad Leader: OPEN Machine Pistolier: OPEN Rifleman (Gewehr 43): OPEN Rifleman (Gewehr 43): OPEN Rifleman (Kar98): OPEN Rifleman (Kar98): OPEN Machine Gunner: OPEN Assistant Gunner: OPEN Luftwaffe Pilot: WO1 Carrendar Pilot: LCpl DelPercio Tiger 106: Vehicle Commander: Capt Koch Driver: CW4 Whelan Gunner: GySgt Cole Loader: SSgt Reed Machinegunner: Sgt Cooper This organization is closely relevant to what the 1944 squads would have looked like, with a few liberties taken. Reply below with your desired role! Task: The Allied forces believe they can take France away from us. They are sorely mistaken in this belief. We shall teach them the power of the Reich. We shall move our defenses back to this town and play our cards right. If all goes to plan, the Fuhrer's steel machines will crash down on these Americans with deadly force. Schnell, to the barricades! Schnell! 04FEB2018 1800EST
  22. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    hes the real Fix-it Felix
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  24. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Quote Book

    HMC (FMF) Parker and Capt Makowski are annoying one another. . . Capt Makowski: *Angry sigh in his new mic, sounds nothing like normal* Capt Ray: New mic, who dis?
  25. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    When @1stLt Pepperman starts seeing memes poking fun in his general direction
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