Capt (Ret) Kardnal

Suck my Comic Sans

MSgt Carter: Don't talk about that to me Rivera, you SARCs complain about everything: If there's too little going on, if there's too much going on, always something with y'all.

GySgt Specter: What're you gonna do, send it to my CoC? Good luck finding them.

rrrraAAAAYYYYYY

Joining channel for team training Capt Kardnal: Gentlemen, how we doin? SSgt Schwarz: We're team HQ Capt Kardnal: ah cool, I'll take Tac 2 then. GySgt Kozak: [audible panic] No! Take it back, I dont wanna be team HQ

Williams' truest nightmare

You dont listen to your alarms anyway "Alexa, pop flares"

When the Iranian pilot, who "evaded" 8311, sees a laser pointer at his feet.

Sgt Bohannon: Papa, 1, permission to repair and procure an enemy technical for transport? MSgt Carter: [Radio] Actual, this is Papa, Tac 1 wants to procure a technical, howcopy? Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Papa, be advised that Tac 2 has room in the MRAP, pile them in there. Demo the technical. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. Looks like tac 1 just found their fifth guy, doesn't look like they can fit in the MRAP now due to numbers. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Go ahead and remove demo then. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. But be advised that 1 has now done the following: Placed demo on the vic, removed demo from the vic, put tires on the vic, put demo on the vic, and is now removing demo from the vic. So I'm just gonna give the vic to them at this point. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Alternatively we could convert to Islam in field and leave the demo strapped on the vic. [DEAD AIR]

@Capt Golembesky getting MSOT 8311 motivated for our mission. Spoiler, complete success.

Pvt Coleman: Yknow how, like, gases be weird sometimes?

HMC Kakta sees billboard for artesian water HMC Kakta: Oh look, Ar-tih-san water. Capt Kardnal: No, its pronounced Ar-tee-zhan water.

GySgt Specter: Yeah..Radio traffic from Bandit 2. Capt Kardnal: What're they saying? GySgt Specter: To quote, "Its like normandy"

I've an oculus, took it down after a while because I didnt have good cable management. Really is necessary that you set a space up to where you wont ever move the sensors. Buy USB3.0 to USB3.0 cable extensions and use them to set your sensors. The more coverage of a circle your sensors get, the better. On an Oculus, they typically have to be leveled with one another in height, so theres that. The headset is pretty comfy and works with most headsets.

Capt Golembesky: Rivera, Sgt Azeazi was asking for your address. He said he had a dowry of about fifteen goats he wanted to send to your parents. He's wondering if- HM2 (FMF) Rivera: NOO GySgt Carter: Hold on now, that's a strong offer. Capt Kardnal: Let's not be too hasty with ourselves. GySgt Carter: Diplomatic opportunity, Rivera.

When you fill in for an operation and start hearing chatter about a CSO being kidnapped, and instead of thinking "Oh shit", the first words to come out of you are "Not again" or "Glad it wasnt me this time"