Capt (Ret) Kardnal

At LARP events, liquor becomes currency. It gains value the longer an event is. Whipped cream vodka may as well be worth it's weight in gold.

"8311 Team SARC Applications Open"

Its not that i dont like tequila. I just dont agree with the college notion that tequila > bourbon. theyre two totally different spirits lol

Now i know why we dont hang out

Counter opinion that makers mark is also pretty bad, but being in the south kinda spoils me for choice, so try em all and go with your gut I guess. Oh, "STOLEN" products have a smoked rum and a smoke rye that can really take the place of a bourbon if you're looking for a pairing or a mixer. I have a bottle of STOLEN Smoked Rum in my pantry right next to my Bulleit for how interchangeable they are. Sure, can't replace bourbon but the smoked rum comes real close to it and for $18 a bottle you can't go wrong. And yes, the company is called STOLEN

Bulleit Orange label is awesome, I can drink it all day. Jack Daniels and Jim Beam suck ass like bud light sucks ass at being beer.

Cpl Turk: I am here to deespense democracy and freedom (loading 249)

@Maj LaPrade @Maj Makowski and @Maj Ray 's response

Sounds like something I can do. F18 pilot, please.

A team of LCpls are shacked up, their chant is "One, two, three, LANCE CORPORALS! YEA!" SSgt Carter: Hey LT can you hail Zeus and ask 'em to roll back the date to like, 2006 when being gay in the military was still grounds for a DD?

I water at the mouth.

I'll quote my Team HQ SSgt Carter: Should we bomb it? GySgt Specter: Pff, who cares, not our country.

1stLt Kardnal: We should take boats more often. SSgt Carter: Unnecessary downtime. 1stLt Kardnal: Yeah but we can blast kid rock and annoy the Zeus operators. SSgt Carter: You're tearing this unit apart one soundtrack at a time

Renegade's OSS theme

MSOT 8321 mission briefing (2018 colorized)

Dug this image up from like, 2004

1-1 Cmdr, signing on.

When people ask: What is it like to be a Team Leader? Basically this:

Up your CoC. Now.

GySgt Specter: I'm like Harry Potter but with less magic and more depression.

Not mine.