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Capt (Ret) Kardnal

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  1. When some Lt that I've never met likes my retirement post, a Sgt that I've never spoken to signs me in, and the first thing I get is Rivera telling me we accepted another [female] :

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    I just stepped out for cigarettes, what happened

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  2. Age: N/A (18+)
    First Name: Mitchell
    Last  Name: Kardnal
    Steam Name: Testopringo
    Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/ClearThoughts/
    ArmA III Player ID: 76561198040827839
    Desired Duty Assignment: Reserves ( 0370 )
    How Long have you been playing ArmA III: Hundreds of hours.
    Do you own Arma 3 Apex DLC? (Unit Requirement): Yes
    Availability (Sunday/Saturday/Both): SUN
    
    How did you find out about our unit? Returning member.
    
    If you were recruited by one of our members, who was it? Populus Renegade
    
    Why do you want to join the 3rd Marine Raider Battalion? Returning member.
    
    Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 3d MRB and willing to abide by this game style? Yes.
    
    Do you understand this unit is EST(GMT -5) time zoned based. Operations take place on Saturday at 1500 EST and Sunday at 2000 EST. Yes.
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  3. On 6/6/2019 at 9:58 PM, 1stLt Tullo said:

     

    Now we know why Renegade never took closed topped vehicles during their operations.

    Nah, it's because we always blasted inappropriate music to appease the locals. How do you think we left no survivors found all those tangoes?

     

     

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  4. Sgt Spears: Picking up this Igla. [Also wielding AK]

    Sgt Hastings: CONTACT FRONT

    Sgt Spears: Wha-

    Hastings lights Spears up with a 7-9 round burst.

    Hastings, audibly clenching teeth: Oof.. that was friendly.. what am I gonna do..

    Capt Kardnal: You should be moving to medically assist him right now..

    Hastings, ever the smartass: Yeah but I'm pulling security.

    Capt Kardnal: Clearly.

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  5. [Pre-FTX]

    Capt Kardnal: Ares, communications frequency?

    CW4 Carrera: [Something that ended in 0]

    Capt Kardnal: Was that 7-0 or 1-0?

    LTC Brueske: Hahaha, 1-0 doesnt exist, the radio only goes up to 99.

    Capt Kardnal: Brueske, that's channel 10, that's A. Co. Coordination net.

    LTC Brueske turns and sprints off the side of the aircraft carrier to avoid laughter.

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  6. Sgt Spears *Joins channel*
    Sgt Spears: It's wild how difficult coffee is to make. . .
    GySgt Specter: Like...At what point? Brewed? Roasted? Picked? Grown?
    Sgt Spears: *Rambling, total confusion, no idea what he's talking about*
    SSgt Turk *Joins channel*
    Capt Kardnal: Turk, how is coffee made?
    SSgt Turk: Oh, you grow it on trees, and pick beans and then roast them and then grind the beans and you steep in water so you can drink it in morning so you don't murder your neighbors.
    GySgt Specter: That's not even his first language and he's educated me more in five seconds than you have in five minutes.

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