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So the Finnish Defense Forces just got an order to mobilize. They are calling pretty much the whole reserve into service for a sudden  wargame exercise around the eastern border after a flash build-up of russian armed forces along the Finnish border yesterday/last night. I have also been called to service because of the readiness battalion gig. I hope its nothing and we will be back soon, but in case its not, ya'll have a good one.

 

Russian armored and artillery battalions amassing near Ylä-Urpala just 2-3 km from the Finnish south east border.

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SGT J. HEIKINHEIMO
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Good luck mate 

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So last time the Winter War started on 30 November 1939. This time it is the Autumn war that started on 1 April, 2017.

Jotain haisee kalalta

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54 minutes ago, HN Goosen said:

1 April, 2017.

Yeah..

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MSGT R. FALCONER
MSOT 8313 Team Chief | S-2 Zeus Operator / Battle Captain / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
 

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Is this a Russian April Fools joke? I wonder what the punchline will be.

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Specter said:

Is this a Russian April Fools joke? I wonder what the punchline will be.

comrade putin likes when you laugh at glorious armed forces of the russian federation
comrade putin likes to be underestimated

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Friend of mine in the FDF sent me this earlier, Supposedly some Russian troops massing on the border.
 

 

SGT W. POTTER
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SSGT L. BENSON

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3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
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So just in case it is not clear to everyone yet, this is an april fools prank and russia is not invading europe. Thankyou to the people who figured it out and didnt ruin it for others ! :)

SGT J. HEIKINHEIMO
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