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Hurricane Irma

MGySgt (Ret) De Leo

By MGySgt (Ret) De Leo
in Tun Tavern

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MGySgt (Ret) De Leo   

MGySgt (Ret) De Leo
Posted

I don't pray, cause I don't believe in any imaginary man, but I just wanted to tell everyone in the areas affected, and that may be affected to stay safe, and stay strong.

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MGYSGT L. DE LEO
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MRB Command Staff (R)

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Maj (Ret) Ray   

Maj (Ret) Ray
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It's OK. I'm dead on the inside, soon I'll be dead on the outside too.

 

help me

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MAJ E. RAY
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T. Cole   

T. Cole
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I'm gonna come down to Florida, I reckon I could knock Irma out

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LtCol (Ret) Makowski   

LtCol (Ret) Makowski
Posted
5 hours ago, 1stLt Koch said:

Gotta echo De Leo on this! @Capt Ray if you disappear from the internets Ill fuckin call you

Lmao.. if i can't reach you with internet ill reach you with phone line... seem like a flawless plan.

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LTCOL D. MAKOWSKI
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Capt (Ret) Koch   

Capt (Ret) Koch
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6 hours ago, 1stLt Makowski said:

Lmao.. if i can't reach you with internet ill reach you with phone line... seem like a flawless plan.

Quite!

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CAPT A. KOCH
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Maj (Ret) Ray   

Maj (Ret) Ray
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No home internet, no TV, no water pressure, a boil water notice, and I still have to go to work tomorrow.

 

Yeah, fuck this hurricane.

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MAJ E. RAY
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Capt (Ret) Jones   

Capt (Ret) Jones
Posted

They didn't listen when I said to point their fans at Irma!

 

Hope all is better soon, Ray!

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CAPT J. JONES 
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