Cringe Thread for Capt Ray

[Sgt (Ret) Yildirir]

We all know who is the greatest hero behind all the technical difficulties this unit has lived through... Even though he has to put up with enough bullshit from the technologically added people in his life, he still dedicated his time and energy to keep our servers running, and solve all our IT problems.

 

So, here is a thread for all sorts of funny IT and tech fuck-ups to give him a chuckle... Or a cringe...

 

Please post all your IT related cringe memes and stories!

 

Here is the first batch:

 

 

 

Now, this is one dirty fan...

 

"NOT A TOUCH SCREEN!"

 

 

 

Last but not least... The reason behind the red chain:

 

I hope you enjoy this, @Capt Ray!

Edited January 31, 2018 by WOC Yildirir

[Capt (Ret) Koch]

I hate you so much

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

[SSgt (Ret) Grimm]

This is the greatest thread that ever existed. 

 

Thanks to  @Capt Ray for battling the machines. 

[Seixeiro]

@WOC Yildirir @Capt Ray I think you forgot something.

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

If only I didn't have these stupid principles and this dumb conscience, I could boot you for that.

[Seixeiro]

1 minute ago, Capt Ray said:

If only I didn't have these stupid principles and this dumb conscience, I could boot you for that.

I formally accept my NJP and due to the severity of my actions belive demoting me to PFC is the best course of action.

Edited January 31, 2018 by Cpl Seixeiro

[Specter]

19 minutes ago, Cpl Seixeiro said:

I formally accept my NJP and due to the severity of my actions belive demoting me to PFC is the best course of action.

Careful, you may wake the ghost of @MGySgt (Ret) De Leo

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

I hate all of you for bringing this thread to life........

 

[MGySgt (Ret) De Leo]

On 31/1/2018 at 10:28 PM, Cpl Seixeiro said:

I formally accept my NJP and due to the severity of my actions belive demoting me to PFC is the best course of action.

On 31/1/2018 at 10:48 PM, GySgt Specter said:

Careful, you may wake the ghost of @MGySgt (Ret) De Leo

I'll get your asses back to SOI.

[Seixeiro]

5 hours ago, MGySgt (Ret) De Leo said:

I'll get your asses back to SOI.

Im going to hold you to your word MGySgt.

[MSgt Van Dyke]

What is this madness, the Italian Stallion back from the grave?

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

[Maj (Ret) Whelan]

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

The worst part is, that looks quite like the place where I work.

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

[SSgt Waller]

Been perusing the forums more lately. Wished I had never found this thread.

[Guest]

https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/

 

There ya go

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

13 hours ago, Cpl McCord said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/

 

There ya go

Oh, you sweet summer child.

[Sgt (Ret) Yildirir]

https://www.techrepublic.com/pictures/scary-photos-of-it-gore/

 

@Maj Ray, here's something to remind you that I'm still kickin'. I'll see ya in August, hopefully. 

[Sgt (Ret) Yildirir]

@Maj Ray , you thought this thread was dead, but I still remember 😂

 

Sudo dump v2

 

I hope you have a good chuckle!

[Capt (Ret) Koch]

we have a similar hammer at work labeled "quick fix"

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

7 hours ago, Cpl Yildirir said:

@Maj Ray , you thought this thread was dead, but I still remember 😂

 

Sudo dump v2

 

I hope you have a good chuckle!

🤔

[Capt (Ret) Jones]

12 hours ago, Cpl Yildirir said:

@Maj Ray , you thought this thread was dead, but I still remember 😂

 

Sudo dump v2

 

I hope you have a good chuckle!

The "variable is x" meme is seriously an inconvenience to the writer and anyone who has to read that nonsense.

 

 

Like, imagine a nice, succinct variable name and that easily defines what something is.

 

And instead: x.

 

Makes me wanna die.

Edited January 20, 2019 by 1stLt Jones