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Idk why you’ve posted this.. and I don’t know who you are.. but you look like you’re gonna be Officer material.

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LTCOL D. MAKOWSKI
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MRB Command Staff (R)

 

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I think you'll find that water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'.
 

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46 minutes ago, LCpl Osbourne said:

I think you'll find that water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'.
 

Holy shit its the future SgtMajor.

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LTCOL D. MAKOWSKI
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)

 

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Posted (edited)

You’ve never got anything wet, sir. ;O

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25 minutes ago, Sgt Cooper said:

You’ve never got anything wet, sir. ;O

Can relate.

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2 hours ago, Capt Makowski said:

Holy shit its the future SgtMajor.

He has potential, given I was coming to state exactly what he pointed out...

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MAJ M. LAPRADE
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Posted

Ok I bite. I have no idea what any of this is.

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Guest Cpl Rougthvedt
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Don't judge me, best I could find in the span of 5 seconds

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Water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'.

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But what about water and its possessions? What if it comes into contact with other water?

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MSGT P. VAN DYKE

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3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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Only 75% of water is wet.

On the Douglas Liquidity Scale, only 3/4 of all the world's water can be classified as wet

The other 25% falls under "hard" or "rough"

SSGT T. HERRICK

Retired

 

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