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@Capt Jones putting his Blue Shirt knowledge to work. Remember, Be Human and sell them "preferred memberships".

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35 minutes ago, GySgt Specter said:

@Capt Jones putting his Blue Shirt knowledge to work. Remember, Be Human and sell them "preferred memberships".

They dont call me the "posterboy of Best Buy" for nothing. 

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45 minutes ago, Capt Jones said:

They dont call me the "posterboy of Best Buy" for nothing. 

Literally no one calls you that.

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45 minutes ago, GySgt Specter said:

Literally no one calls you that.

My inventory team does. :(

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