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When you finally see how my PP you have to process this week

I work as the Assistant Department Manager for a Small Gas Station located in the parking lot of a Regional Midwest grocery store chain that is based out of Iowa. Basically I run the day to day operations when the Department Manager is gone on vacation (like this week) or has the day off. Ultimately I dont directly supervise anyone during my shifts since its literally just a booth with two registers, a pop cooler and some snacks, lottery / scratch offs, and cigarettes so there is only one person on shift at a time. I also do all the ordering, paperwork, and etc that only the manager would otherwise complete. I also wake up fuck-off early in the morning (5 to be to work by 5:30 since I live less then a mile away), so if you see me on teamspeak at 6.A.M thats probably why. I'm considering transferring to a larger full sized station with the same company about 30 minutes away, but they dont have any management positions open and I would basically be loosing responsibility and moving down instead. Ideally I would love to work in the Natural Resource field (Park Ranger, Wildlife Management, Forestry, etc). I do have my two year degree in the field, but have just been unable to find any positions that will take me. A lot of the problem is I'm pretty sure im being beaten out by people with four year degrees and more experience then me, but I keep looking to try to find something. Its pretty ideal because in my spare time I love being outside, camping, hiking, rock climbing, and photography, among other things. I've also considered being a Wildland Firefighter (I am actually certified by my degree, but it lapsed since I didnt get around to taking my refresher this year) but I need to get in a lot better shape before I consider that. My dream would be to get my license and work as a Helicopter or Tanker Pilot on Wildfires to combine my love of Aviation with the benefits of my degree.

I drive school bus. I have no desires for advancement.

When a certain pilot ( @2ndLt(T) Jennings ) says he's gunna illuminate the area.

@SSgt Specter: "Need a little bit of illumination there Crusader" 1 minute later

A photo of @SSgt LaPrade and @SSgt McCelvy (via Cole)

Same reaction when you have to process all these fucking joint op medals

I currently work at Publix, a grocery store in Florida. I am currently working on getting into shape (29 out of 55 pounds done!) and am currently working on dropping a 153A(Main Rotor Aviation) packet into the Army here in March. Been working with a recruiter for the last two months(29lbs in about 6 weeks, though I'm sure its mostly water weight :l ) and have my packet damn near done already. But until I get into the army, I work as a grocery boy part time and the boxing gym full time

S-3 SNCOIC (@SSgt Specter) is stealing x6 leadership points from SSgt Bingham to be used as promotion points to the following for assisting for the entire month of August: 1stLt Carrera 2ndLt (T) Jennings GySgt Falconer SSgt Bingham SSgt Derr SSgt Kozak Sgt Cole Cpl Kardnal LCpl Carter LCpl Mackay LCpl Markin LCpl Pepperman cuck

@Maj (Ret) Whitby since you work at a call center: Always have a goal in mind!

*swimming across to the small island* Cpl Ruping: man i'd love to hop on that gun boat and vietnam these fucks *after getting off the gun boat* Cpl Ruping: man we vietnamed those fucks

Capt Wolfe: I'm proud of you guys- SSgt Kozak: Aw thanks Pops Capt Wolfe: -but I still hate you all

The S-4 Command Center is active. I see you all.

I work for Village Road Show in their theme park endeavour in Australia. My official title is Attractions Presenter, but internally I'm a ride operator. The primary ride I'm based at is called Arkham Asylum, which in the last couple of months we brought out virtual reality headsets that you can wear during the ride, and I was apart of the team that set up the operating procedures for this new attraction. Every now and then they'll make me fill in as the costume character Joker, which I do enjoy doing but the outfit is an absolute piece of shit in Australian weather. I've applied to the Australian Defence Force as a telecommunications technician, but the wait list for an opening can take up to two years, so sadly you'll have to put up with me until then.

Sounds about right....