Captain Ray: "I need to get back to reading history. My British history is "Romans came in, Boudica, Arthur (lol), lots of peasants, Scottish accents developed as a genetic mutation, Richard the Lionheart, Robin Hood, Irish subjugated via potato catapults, civil wars, Braveheart, more civil wars, FRANCIS FUCKING DRAKE, MUUURRIICCAAA, Kaiser, Hitler, pip pip cheerio"