Last night's liberation:
SSgt Bingham HALOs in, splatting thirty meters away, DOA.
Sgt Kardnal: Holy shit our gunny's a pancake.
CW3 Whelan: As the unit's MFF instructor, gunny, you have failed me.
Five minutes later SSgt Bingham HALOs in again, and on his way down he radios
"Kardnal, your ass is mine when I get down there!" Deploys parachute, splats again
Sgt Kardnal: Holy shit its SSgt Pancakes!
Not five minutes later a wild invincible AI trucker runs my ass over, and who could be in a better position to drag me to safety than SSgt Pancake, immediately claiming his verbal revenge, "Ha. You ate so much street you're gonna be my Sgt Waffle now!" What goes around comes around, I guess. goddamnit