I work Target Customer Service part time while I am going to school. The back room (storage/overstock) guys are the best, either they are complete fuck-ups that are responsible for less shifts (one guy forgot to close the cold storage walk-in fridge door and we lost $5600 in perishables) or poor bastards that get ridden harder than Roman slaves in the gladiatorial pits. Kinda makes taking people's shit not seem as bad tbh.
And the Pepsi spill is all too real for me, we had an incident while unloading the food truck and now our receiving deck is still superglue in some places.
Tales from CS OPSEC:
Maj Makowski: "Now, when I'm on the ground, my callsign is Mako. When I'm in the air, my callsign is Sharknado."
CW4 Whelan, suppressing his laughter: "It's funny but I fucking hate you so much right now!"