Explaining laptop RAM installation to LTC Brueske:
SSgt Anderson: "Brueske, you literally just put it in."
Maj Ray: "That's what she said."
SSgt Anderson: "Brueske isn't familiar with that either."
LTC Brueske: "Ouch, Anderson."
Maj Ray: "Brueske, it's just like sex. First you have to unscrew and pull down the covers. Then you need to find the clip. You touch the clip and then the slot speads open, and you then you stick it in."
SSgt Anderson: dying laughing