HMC(FMF) Kakta: I don't know why girls take pictures of their pregnant stomachs, it isn't sexy.
Sgt Turk: Fucking a pregnant chick is awesome!
Me: You can have sex and get head all at the same time!
Tales from CS OPSEC:
Maj Ray: "Alright, let's begin by going top to bottom."
LtCol Makowski: "Ooooh, yeah, I like going top to bottom."
SSgt Whelan: "I feel like we need one of those water spray bottles. Bad Makowski!"