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Sgt Bohannon: Papa, 1, permission to repair and procure an enemy technical for transport? MSgt Carter: [Radio] Actual, this is Papa, Tac 1 wants to procure a technical, howcopy? Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Papa, be advised that Tac 2 has room in the MRAP, pile them in there. Demo the technical. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. Looks like tac 1 just found their fifth guy, doesn't look like they can fit in the MRAP now due to numbers. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Go ahead and remove demo then. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. But be advised that 1 has now done the following: Placed demo on the vic, removed demo from the vic, put tires on the vic, put demo on the vic, and is now removing demo from the vic. So I'm just gonna give the vic to them at this point. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Alternatively we could convert to Islam in field and leave the demo strapped on the vic. [DEAD AIR]

SSgt Whelan: "For all we know there is an AWACS overhead boosting the range of our radios" LTC Brueske: "That's not how an AWACS Works" SSgt Whelan: "It is in our universe" @SSgt Whelan

@Capt Golembesky getting MSOT 8311 motivated for our mission. Spoiler, complete success.

Upon Williams' request, immediately after our operation. You're welcome.

Explaining laptop RAM installation to LTC Brueske: SSgt Anderson: "Brueske, you literally just put it in." Maj Ray: "That's what she said." SSgt Anderson: "Brueske isn't familiar with that either." LTC Brueske: "Ouch, Anderson." Maj Ray: "Brueske, it's just like sex. First you have to unscrew and pull down the covers. Then you need to find the clip. You touch the clip and then the slot speads open, and you then you stick it in." SSgt Anderson: dying laughing

Duck and I have been playing a lot of Dead Space 3 lately, and for those of you who don't know you create a bunch of crazy weapons from scratch in that game. Duck (after spending 15 minutes crafting a gun): Okay cool, so I made a lightning gun with an attachment that pushes people back, what did you make? *Duck turns around to see me lighting people on fire with a flamethrower that also shoots saw blades while I'm laughing so hard that I am actually crying.* Duck: Dude what the fuck.

Tales from CS OPSEC: Maj Ray: "Alright, let's begin by going top to bottom." LtCol Makowski: "Ooooh, yeah, I like going top to bottom." SSgt Whelan: "I feel like we need one of those water spray bottles. Bad Makowski!"

Maj Ray: Don't get mad, get even.

Several from 8311s Operation: HM2 (FMF) Rivera: Where can I find Sgt Easy's grave? GySgt Carter: Typical woman, only wants the man now that he's dead. Me: *Driving pickup truck past 8311 Tac 1* Sgt Melbert: I want my disability check run me over! Capt Golembesky: *Walks into CCP all bloody* Me & HM2 (FMF) Rivera: What happened to you? Capt Golembesky: I "Tactically" jumped off the roof Me: Oh so you fell off the roof, got it.