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  • In Universe Dateline: September 30th 2024
  • Mr. Harrea's house crushed by falling debris in Venezuelan Space Program accident
  • S4 server team member slips on carpal tunnel braces with the calm of a soldier prepared to die in battle
  • SUG Rebels gain legitimacy in Venezuela following several successful offensives
  • Skirmishes along Afghanistan-Pakistan border raises concerns about new flare up in the region
  • Malden defense forces intercept massive shipment of weapons and narcotics from Libya
  • Florida dad spends retirement untangling big mess of wires
  • Livonian parliament passes reunification law, US and Polish troops plan staged withdrawal
  • Man claims he was acting under Taylor Swift's secret orders after being arrested at NATO summit
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  1. Rivera: "Spiers you're like a door knob, everyone gets a turn." *Loud Wheezing*
    2 points
  2. Technically quoting myself here but noone cares about that rule so fuck it. Myself: "Rivera has now spent 16 bucks on getting friends to play a game with her" @HMC (FMF) Rivera: "IM DOING IT FOR US, OK"
    1 point
  3. "Beatings will continue until your arousal stops." @WOC Levorse
    1 point
  4. Me: "... in my spotify discover, "Jesus Forgive me I am a thot" @LCpl O'Brien "That's a great recommendation for you"
    1 point
  5. HM2 M. Anderson - Wait why can't i hear Moraven? HM2 Benson - Because she's in cardiac arrest.
    1 point
  6. Cpl Woods: "What were we talking about?" Me: "I don't know" Cpl Woods: "Something about a mothership" Me: "Oh mother boards"
    1 point
  7. Cpl Wyngaard: "As soon as we find the HVT, is it kill or capture?" 2ndLt Owens: "It's kill....... or capture."
    1 point
  8. While loading out for a fun mission... Sgt Falconer: "I can carry an additional explosive." 2ndLt Ray: "We only need one for the radio tower." Sgt Falconer: "Yes, but we may come across something else that would be fun to destroy. Like an orphanage."
    1 point
  9. *Sitting just bsing about* Cpl Cook(playing on the pub): Any idea how I switch the pub from assault to liberation. PFC Seixeiro: Yea easy, vote yourself admin and type #(Hashtag)missions Cpl Cook: How do you type a hashtag I've never done it before. PFC Seixeiro: Shift+3 Cpl Cook: Shift+3 is a pound sign for me. PFC Seixeiro: asdakdaisdkcidkdigng (As my forehead bangs into my keyboard)
    1 point
  10. During a lecture on Convoy Operations in ITC SNP Deaux: *Crunching noises heard over microphone* 2ndLt Hart: SNP Deaux! What are you crunching on! SNP Deaux: A candy bar SIR, Sorry SIR! *Assistant instructors break out laughing in the background*
    1 point
  11. PFC Seixeiro: Holy shit Rays a 2ndLt now! 2ndLt Hart: Yep! PFC Seixeiro: Wait why arnt you one then??
    1 point
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