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  1. An intelligence officer sits in his office with several workstations running around him. After days of running algorithmic programs that were designed to crack security of electronics on devices his hopes were slowly fading away with failure after failure of getting this laptop unlocked. He sat staring at the ceiling thinking what to do next only to be distracted by a fan clicking every so many rotations. “This is ridiculous” is the repeated thought he kept coming to. The door opens with an assistant peaking in. “Sir, not to interrupt but making fresh coffee, you want a cup?” The intel officer nods with excitement and mentions “I probably need it after being stumped by this thing”. The assistant giggles and sarcastically says “maybe its password” before shutting the door. The intel officer looks over at the laptop and smirks knowing he's following the trend of sarcasm typing in the simplistic password. A second goes by and the next words out of his mouth “no fucking way” perfectly describe what happens as he sits staring at the now unlocked laptop.
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  2. pay for windows you damn pirate ❤️
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