NEWS

In Universe Dateline: September 30th 2024
Mr. Harrea's house crushed by falling debris in Venezuelan Space Program accident
S4 server team member slips on carpal tunnel braces with the calm of a soldier prepared to die in battle
SUG Rebels gain legitimacy in Venezuela following several successful offensives
Skirmishes along Afghanistan-Pakistan border raises concerns about new flare up in the region
Malden defense forces intercept massive shipment of weapons and narcotics from Libya
Florida dad spends retirement untangling big mess of wires
Livonian parliament passes reunification law, US and Polish troops plan staged withdrawal
Man claims he was acting under Taylor Swift's secret orders after being arrested at NATO summit
THESE HEADLINES ARE WORKS OF FICTION INTENDED TO SUPPORT THE STORYLINES OF THE 3d MRB REALISM UNIT