HM2 (Ret) Boardman

Me when my admin discharge goes through after being buried under one trillion awards

https://i.imgur.com/JlG9zf6.jpg This came in as an emergency ticket at work.

@Maj Ray Thanks daddy

MAKO HAPPY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY ILY SO MUCH <33333

THIS is the quality internet content I have been waiting my whole life for.

@Capt Hart IS THAT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OMG

My opinion is not a college notion, turd

Recommendations of Ella Boardman: Bartender. Wild Turkey is poop Maker's is fine Monkey Shoulder is good Knob Creek Rye or Bulliet Rye are excellent Jameson Black Barrel is very good...but it's a whiskey. Also Herradura has a Black Barrel aged in Whiskey barrels and it's amazing because tequila > bourbon And Don Julio 1942 is the best of all

@Capt Hart

Aww good ol Santos mission. This was probably when I still hated @1stLt Falconer

I mean like change was to want and put an actual heartfelt message in there and I might consider donating but right now, it isn't pulling at my heartstrings. I demand to be entertained.

That moment your ribbon rack confirms how pointless you are