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Capt (Ret) Kardnal

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  1. Sure, that's fair. I can see this being beneficial to us.
  2. LCpl Turk: HEh..EHeh...Heh....Hehe....Heh...That t-ickles me.
  3. Afternoon, Raiders. I have a question for you: Why do you play (milsim)? Why Arma? Why us? Answer however you like.
  4. https://www.amazon.com/Packs-EVGA-GeForce-Graphics-06G-P4-6264-KB/dp/B078XZJBHM/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_3?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1519274237&sr=1-3-fkmr1&keywords=6+EVGA+titan "Minimum requirements"
  5. oH hEy NeVeR hEaRd tHaT bE4
  6. HeY gUyS LeTs mAkE a rAnGeR uNiT
  7. MARSOC rescues @WOC Derr and @CW4 Whelan from a goat-snuff porn filmshoot starring two AMERICAN AIRMEN ™ GySgt Specter: "This bucket smells like air force." 2ndLt Kardnal: Well it's marked Navy, so I bet it's imported lube. GySgt Specter: "Rear admiral joke." Later, same training: (in vehicle) GySgt Specter: You guys (aviators) smell horrible. CW4 Whelan: At least we don't smell like disappointment, and a lack of dignity WOC Derr: Got 'eem. 2ndLt Kardnal: Must be hard to smell that through all that silicon. WOC Derr: Uh huh, you Marines always carry crayons in your vest? 2ndLt Kardnal: Yeah. They're for downed aviators. To doodle how you lost your airframe. Like afghan kids and snickers.
  8. Sgt Carter takes a few shots by a surprise russki. 2ndLt Kardnal: I'm moving up. Sgt Carter: Aaactuaaaal~! You're not a CSO~! *Singsong* 2ndLt Kardnal: *grumbling*
  9. Still working as an HVAC Technician here in Texas. Took a pay cut to work closer to home, and regularly working from 0830 to 2030 really puts hours on the table. I enjoy the technical diversity of my work. I did have to attend a tech school up in Dallas to do so where I lived out of a roach motel for a short while, and I'd like to move myself and CTL to Colorado or north Texas when she gets to graduation. I'm living small till then, but my day to day could be literally anything. I don't necessarily like installing full systems. It really is mindless work. My favorite thing to do is to diagnose broken systems and get them working again. Really is fun when you can guess the problem over the phone given a few basic symptoms. I also spend about half my day in my truck, getting paid for travel.
  10. Capt Ray posts a Commendation for Capt Makowski <18:53:05> You poked "Capt Ray" with message: https://gyazo.com/8075a61b252299381f1c9715d0a73330 Capt Ray: What? Oh, I'll fix it. Capt Ray edits, fixing some Other gender-neutral 2ndLt Kardnal: That wasn't it. Also there's another one. https://gyazo.com/54cdf371f1289e3a0696d0b264e84020 Capt Ray: How many of these little shits are there?! *Fix* 2ndLt Kardnal: . . . . . . https://gyazo.com/0546ab031062b7f0e940f7a911fd881b Capt Ray: *pterodactyl screeching* Goddamnit Bingham!
  11. Sgt Cooper: Well, they already pull their weight as much as they don't.
  12. I think those are sandwiches
  13. $20 says Pyongyang throws a fit over it.
  14. Brueske, Derr, Cole, and myself are all shouting and shitting on one another, as we do, and Ray is just sitting in the channel like:
  15. Not every US force intervention ends without bloodshed. In this picture we see the end result of a firefight between US Army and local insurgents. No US servicemen were harmed in the taking of this picture.
  16. The Germans spared no expense to the Allied Invasion, repelling even the lightest of scout units with deadly anti-tank weaponry. The famous PaK 40 AT gun was used quite effectively against anything armored more heavily than a Willy's Jeep.
  17. The 101st Airborne regroup under cover of nightfall during the first drops of Operation Overlord.
  18. 101st Airborne commandeering SS assets during the Battle of Carentan
  19. hes the real Fix-it Felix
  20. HMC (FMF) Parker and Capt Makowski are annoying one another. . . Capt Makowski: *Angry sigh in his new mic, sounds nothing like normal* Capt Ray: New mic, who dis?
  21. When @1stLt Pepperman starts seeing memes poking fun in his general direction
  22. @1stLt Pepperman Luftwaffe full, infantry role?
  23. Updated, German mission this time!
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