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Capt (Ret) Dale

3d MRB Quote Book

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The 13th MEU Quote Book.  Because...

"You say it in Teamspeak, we write it in the Quote Book"

What is it?:
The 13th MEU is another volume in the series of Quote Books started way back in a far away Tun Tavern. It has long been a hallmark of MILSIM.  What is it?  Well, when someone says something hilarious and/or embarrassing, post it in the quote book so the unit will never forget it!  Just make sure you stick to the rules.

Rules of the Quote Book:
1) Do not quote yourself!  You may be a part of the quote, but the main quote needs to be from someone else!
2) Do not comment on quotes!  Only post quotes here.  We don't want to see a page of responses to a single quote.  If you post a response/comment, expect it to be deleted.
3) Make sure what you post is appropriate and isn't going to get you in trouble!
4) Quotes are to be from conversations/events/etc. that occur here in the 3d MRB/due to the 3d MRB!

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During a lecture on Convoy Operations in ITC

SNP Deaux: *Crunching noises heard over microphone*

2ndLt Hart: SNP Deaux! What are you crunching on!

SNP Deaux: A candy bar SIR, Sorry SIR!

*Assistant instructors break out laughing in the background*

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ME: You all have to admit that Canada has the Sexiest Prime Minister in the world, surfing around bare chest and looking good in any photo.

Cpl Coburn: True, I'd bury my head in his chest and I'm straight!

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*Sitting just bsing about*

Cpl Cook(playing on the pub): Any idea how I switch the pub from assault to liberation.

PFC Seixeiro: Yea easy, vote yourself admin and type #(Hashtag)missions

Cpl Cook: How do you type a hashtag I've never done it before.

PFC Seixeiro: Shift+3

Cpl Cook: Shift+3 is a pound sign for me.

PFC Seixeiro: asdakdaisdkcidkdigng (As my forehead bangs into my keyboard)

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While loading out for a fun mission...

Sgt Falconer: "I can carry an additional explosive."
2ndLt Ray: "We only need one for the radio tower."
Sgt Falconer: "Yes, but we may come across something else that would be fun to destroy. Like an orphanage."

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6 minutes ago, 2ndLt Ray said:

While loading out for a fun mission...

Sgt Falconer: "I can carry an additional explosive."
2ndLt Ray: "We only need one for the radio tower."
Sgt Falconer: "Yes, but we may come across something else that would be fun to destroy. Like an orphanage."

I'm adopted btw... just saying.

 

little salt

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The Late Cpl Stukas: I'm tired of people acting like patriarchy and white men are ruining the world. 

Also Late Cpl Stukas:  Because white men ARE the world!

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12:09 PM - Cole: can you make a thing on the website that shows clients connected to it so I dont have to open arma to check
12:10 PM - Koch: look at that sentence again
12:10 PM - Koch: and rephrase it
 

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That point when:

<21:53:41> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" dropped (connection lost)
<21:54:11> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"

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11 minutes ago, LCpl Wauben said:

That point when:

<21:53:41> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" dropped (connection lost)
<21:54:11> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"

 

<00:41:29> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:41:48> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:41:54> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:42:59> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:43:41> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:45:17> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:45:45> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:49:43> "[Seech] HN Felix" connected to channel "Team S.A.R.C - HN Felix"
<00:52:07> "1stLt Schram" connected to channel "Executive Officer - 1stLt Schram"
<00:52:48> "HM3 (FMF) Kiefer" switched from channel "Team S.A.R.C -  HM3 (FMF) Kiefer" to "Team Leader - 2ndLt LaPrade"
<00:52:48> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "HM3 (FMF) Kiefer" by "3d Marine Raider Battalion Realism Unit".
<00:54:34> "Sgt Kline" disconnected (leaving)
<00:56:29> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:58:17> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:59:23> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:59:57> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<01:00:13> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal11111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<01:00:22> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<01:01:29> "Jones" dropped (connection lost)
<01:02:21> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<01:02:27> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal11111" dropped (connection lost)

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That isn't the first time


#navyinternet

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**Update**
Left my computer on to download stuff... at +/-20 Kbs. Woke up to see this.
#navyinternet#fucking12

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Note: Yes, I am my own friend. I set one of my doppelgangers to buddy and it set me to green.

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Guest Cpl Rougthvedt

Sgt Purcell and HM3 VandeVord is playing theHunter
*HM2 Benson enters the room*
HM3 VandeVord: hey there it is, oh its beautiful
Beson thinking to him self: What?
HM3 VandeVord: She is beautiful
Beson is super confused while I'm laughing my ass off because I thought of it as a navy joke

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