3d MRB Quote Book

[Capt (Ret) Dale]

The 13th MEU Quote Book.  Because...

"You say it in Teamspeak, we write it in the Quote Book"

What is it?:
The 13th MEU is another volume in the series of Quote Books started way back in a far away Tun Tavern. It has long been a hallmark of MILSIM.  What is it?  Well, when someone says something hilarious and/or embarrassing, post it in the quote book so the unit will never forget it!  Just make sure you stick to the rules.

Rules of the Quote Book:
1) Do not quote yourself!  You may be a part of the quote, but the main quote needs to be from someone else!
2) Do not comment on quotes!  Only post quotes here.  We don't want to see a page of responses to a single quote.  If you post a response/comment, expect it to be deleted.
3) Make sure what you post is appropriate and isn't going to get you in trouble!
4) Quotes are to be from conversations/events/etc. that occur here in the 3d MRB/due to the 3d MRB!

[Capt (Ret) Wauben]

SSgt Hart:

 

MSOT 8312

Team Leader: 2ndLt Hart Soon™

Edited December 12, 2016 by LCpl Wauben

[Sgt (Ret) Potter]

2ndLt Purcell: Who's dick do I have to suck to get forum permissions?

[Sgt (Ret) G.Parker]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Potter said:

2ndLt Purcell: Who's dick do I have to suck to get forum permissions?

Paging @Cpl Specter 

[Capt Hart]

PFC Seixeiro: Holy shit Rays a 2ndLt now!

2ndLt Hart: Yep!

PFC Seixeiro: Wait why arnt you one then??

[Specter]

6 hours ago, SNA G. Parker said:

Paging @Cpl Specter 

Sigh....

[LTC Brueske]

During a lecture on Convoy Operations in ITC

SNP Deaux: *Crunching noises heard over microphone*

2ndLt Hart: SNP Deaux! What are you crunching on!

SNP Deaux: A candy bar SIR, Sorry SIR!

*Assistant instructors break out laughing in the background*

[SSgt (Ret) Melo]

ME: You all have to admit that Canada has the Sexiest Prime Minister in the world, surfing around bare chest and looking good in any photo.

Cpl Coburn: True, I'd bury my head in his chest and I'm straight!

[SSgt (Ret) M. Woods]

Pvt Melo: singing a something 

Sgt Lyon: Can you stop singing that.

pvt Melo: hey I just took a fucking bat to the face, I can sing what I want.

Edited December 14, 2016 by LCpl Woods

[SSgt (Ret) M. Woods]

Pvt Melo: singing a something 

Sgt Lyon: Can you stop singing that.

pvt Melo: hey I just took a fucking bat to face, I can sing what I want.

[SSgt (Ret) Lyon]

1 hour ago, LCpl Woods said:

Pvt Melo: singing a something 

Tweaking for accuracy and sympathy:

Pvt Madril: *singing "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" by Culture Club* 

Now everybody understands right?  Bat to the face or no bat to the face.  No Boy George, period.

Edited December 14, 2016 by Sgt Lyon

[Seixeiro]

*Sitting just bsing about*

Cpl Cook(playing on the pub): Any idea how I switch the pub from assault to liberation.

PFC Seixeiro: Yea easy, vote yourself admin and type #(Hashtag)missions

Cpl Cook: How do you type a hashtag I've never done it before.

PFC Seixeiro: Shift+3

Cpl Cook: Shift+3 is a pound sign for me.

PFC Seixeiro: asdakdaisdkcidkdigng (As my forehead bangs into my keyboard)

Edited December 15, 2016 by PFC Seixeiro

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

While loading out for a fun mission...

Sgt Falconer: "I can carry an additional explosive."
2ndLt Ray: "We only need one for the radio tower."
Sgt Falconer: "Yes, but we may come across something else that would be fun to destroy. Like an orphanage."

[Sgt (Ret) Livingston]

6 minutes ago, 2ndLt Ray said:

While loading out for a fun mission...

Sgt Falconer: "I can carry an additional explosive."
2ndLt Ray: "We only need one for the radio tower."
Sgt Falconer: "Yes, but we may come across something else that would be fun to destroy. Like an orphanage."

I'm adopted btw... just saying.

 

little salt

Edited December 16, 2016 by 2ndLt Livingston

[GySgt (Ret) Songs]

The Late Cpl Stukas: I'm tired of people acting like patriarchy and white men are ruining the world. 

Also Late Cpl Stukas:  Because white men ARE the world!

[LCpl (Ret) Fowler]

On Public Server

2ndLt Owens: Ohh, I threaded the haystack.
PFC Seixiero: I don't think that's how the quote goes.

[GySgt Cole]

12:09 PM - Cole: can you make a thing on the website that shows clients connected to it so I dont have to open arma to check
12:10 PM - Koch: look at that sentence again
12:10 PM - Koch: and rephrase it
 

[Capt (Ret) Wauben]

That point when:

<21:53:41> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" dropped (connection lost)
<21:54:11> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"

[Sgt (Ret) G.Parker]

11 minutes ago, LCpl Wauben said:

That point when:

<21:53:41> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" dropped (connection lost)
<21:54:11> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"

 

<00:41:29> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:41:48> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:41:54> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:42:59> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:43:41> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:45:17> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:45:45> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:49:43> "[Seech] HN Felix" connected to channel "Team S.A.R.C - HN Felix"
<00:52:07> "1stLt Schram" connected to channel "Executive Officer - 1stLt Schram"
<00:52:48> "HM3 (FMF) Kiefer" switched from channel "Team S.A.R.C -  HM3 (FMF) Kiefer" to "Team Leader - 2ndLt LaPrade"
<00:52:48> Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "HM3 (FMF) Kiefer" by "3d Marine Raider Battalion Realism Unit".
<00:54:34> "Sgt Kline" disconnected (leaving)
<00:56:29> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:58:17> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<00:59:23> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<00:59:57> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<01:00:13> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal11111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<01:00:22> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal1111" dropped (connection lost)
<01:01:29> "Jones" dropped (connection lost)
<01:02:21> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal111111" connected to channel "Command Senior Chief- CMDCS (FMF) Bernal"
<01:02:27> "CMDCS (FMF) Bernal11111" dropped (connection lost)

[HMCM (Ret) (FMF) Bernal]

That isn't the first time

#navyinternet

**Update**
Left my computer on to download stuff... at +/-20 Kbs. Woke up to see this.
#navyinternet#fucking12

Note: Yes, I am my own friend. I set one of my doppelgangers to buddy and it set me to green.

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

Cpl Dubois: Isn't all Vagina poison?

[Guest Cpl Rougthvedt]

Sgt Purcell and HM3 VandeVord is playing theHunter
*HM2 Benson enters the room*
HM3 VandeVord: hey there it is, oh its beautiful
Beson thinking to him self: What?
HM3 VandeVord: She is beautiful
Beson is super confused while I'm laughing my ass off because I thought of it as a navy joke

[SSgt (Ret) Truscott]

"I don't really care about the size, I like the color"

 - SSgt McAllister

[Capt (Ret) Bazarnicki]

Cpl Wyngaard: "As soon as we find the HVT, is it kill or capture?"
2ndLt Owens: "It's kill....... or capture."

[HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Pulliam]

Cpl Hawkins: "War crimes are always great."