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For all those little slip ups where your MILSIM mindset bleeds into real life just a LITTLE too much

CAPT J. DALE
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)

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Posted

When you see strobe lasers in the club and you start looking to knife hand the numb nuts with an active PEQ...

CAPT J. DALE
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)

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Posted (edited)

When you read the forums with your morning coffee like you would with a newspaper.

Edited by LCpl Wauben
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CAPT P. WAUBEN
Retired

 

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Posted

When your muscle reaction is set to ARMA3 in every game you play.O.o

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SSGT D. MELO
Retired

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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Posted (edited)

When you need to raise your view distance cause its foggy outside....

Edited by 2ndLt Livingston
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SGT A. LIVINGSTON

Retired

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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Posted

When you see someone you don't like and you think to yourself, what range do I need to adjust my scope to for a head shot.

SGT B. PURCELL
Retired

 

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Posted

When the "you been playing ARMA too long when" thread turns into "you been operating too long when" thread... :|

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SSGT L. BENSON

Critical Skills Operator

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
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Posted

When your teacher is showing a video in class and you go to zoom with right click and realize there's no mouse there.

LCPL L. FOWLER

Retired

Posted
On 1/5/2017 at 9:08 PM, LCpl Fowler said:

When your teacher is showing a video in class and you go to zoom with right click and realize there's no mouse there.

You know, I have trouble watching Let's Plays of games I own because of this. I can't not want to control the game.

Posted

When your boss ask you what you are doing and you aplogize with the phrase"sorry boss I was tabbed out."

Or when your your boss ask you if you had talked with one of your employees and your answer is "I tried calling but they were AFK!"

SSGT M. WOODS
Retired
 

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Posted

When you are using Radios during work and say "Bravo this is Alpha, Oscar Mike to your position time now, over" to your boss and from across the shop floor you can hear him laughing.

LTCOL D. MAKOWSKI
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)

 

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Posted

When you keep trying to sign things as a SSgt...

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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Posted

When you're watching a video of an FTX and press H to bring up CTAB...

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Sgt Woods said:

When you press your PTT button as you're talking to your wife/kids

I catch myself doing this if I'm on the phone and at the pc. I don't even have to be on TS at the time. 

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SSGT R. MCCELVY

Retired

MRB Command Staff (R)

 

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Posted
On 12/4/2016 at 9:54 AM, Capt Dale said:

When you see strobe lasers in the club and you start looking to knife hand the numb nuts with an active PEQ...

 

On 4/19/2017 at 0:24 PM, Sgt Woods said:

When you press your PTT button as you're talking to your wife/kids

 

On 1/5/2017 at 9:08 PM, Fowler said:

When your teacher is showing a video in class and you go to zoom with right click and realize there's no mouse there.

 

On 12/12/2016 at 6:03 PM, Sgt (Ret) Purcell said:

When you see someone you don't like and you think to yourself, what range do I need to adjust my scope to for a head shot.

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

LCPL J. MCKNIGHT
Retired

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, LCpl McKnight said:

 

 

 

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

All the time, Always

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MSGT R. FALCONER
MSOT 8313 Team Chief | S-2 Zeus Operator / Battle Captain / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
 

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Posted
On 4/22/2017 at 10:04 AM, SSgt Falconer said:

All the time, Always

When you read the "You've been operating too long when" thread and smile at every post because you've done it at least a couple times....

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SSGT D. MELO
Retired

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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Posted

When you spend a half hour giving the ITC Prowords lecture to someone at work because they said repeat on the radio.

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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Posted

10:50 PM - Black Irish: Is it weird that I just R&U'd an email. It's not the first
10:49 PM - Specter: lol
10:49 PM - Specter: no it is not
10:49 PM - Specter: and im putting this in the "You know you played Arma too long" thread
 

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