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Zietara

By Zietara
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ARE YOU LACKING IN THE ABILITY TO RIP AND TEAR WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?

 

WELL THEN LOYALIST ASTARTES DO I HAVE THE GAME FOR YOU!

 

I HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO THIS CRAMPED SPACE IN THE IMPERIUM TO LECTURE YOU ON THE MERITS OF WARHAMMER 40,000: SPACE MARINE!

 

SURE THIS GAME'S CAMPAIGN FOLLOWS THE PUSSY BLUE-BALLED ULTRASMURFS ON THEIR NEVERENDING QUEST TO GET FUCKED BY THEIR SPIRITUAL LIEGE PURGE THE ENEMIES OF THE IMPERIUM, BUT THE MULTIPLAYER LETS YOU BE ANY CHAPTER YOU LIKE, INCLUDING THOSE VILE HERETIC TRAITORS THAT PLAGUE THE IMPERIUM'S GLORY THROUGH THEIR WEAKNESS!

 

FOR ONLY 93 PRAYERS TO THE EMPEROR (That's $0.58 on G2A) YOU CAN PICK THIS GAME UP AND PURGE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!

 

HERE IS ONE OF OUR EMPEROR'S CHAMPIONS SLAYING HERETICS WITH BOLT AND BLADE:

 

Spoiler

 

 

In all seriousness, it's a fun 40k multiplayer game with PvP/PvE elements and a decent campaign. If you are interested and would like to play, add me on Steam (Link: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198146909358/ ) and I'll organize public/private events within the Unit. Also, unlike Eternal Crusade, this game has people consistently playing it and servers are usually full.

 

Don't bother getting it on Steam, the $30 is a rip-off compared to G2A.

 

 

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On 9/17/2018 at 12:27 AM, Capt Kardnal said:

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