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  1. GySgt Cole

    GySgt Cole

    Reserves

    • Points

      4

    • Content Count

      1,735

  2. Sgt (Ret) Hastings

    Sgt (Ret) Hastings

    Retired

    • Points

      4

    • Content Count

      44

  3. Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Capt (Ret) Kardnal

    Retired

    • Points

      3

    • Content Count

      666

  4. LtCol (Ret) Makowski

    LtCol (Ret) Makowski

    Retired

    • Points

      2

    • Content Count

      2,732

Popular Content

Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/24/2017 in all areas

  1. 4 points
    Sgt (Ret) Hastings
    Captain Ray: "I need to get back to reading history. My British history is "Romans came in, Boudica, Arthur (lol), lots of peasants, Scottish accents developed as a genetic mutation, Richard the Lionheart, Robin Hood, Irish subjugated via potato catapults, civil wars, Braveheart, more civil wars, FRANCIS FUCKING DRAKE, MUUURRIICCAAA, Kaiser, Hitler, pip pip cheerio"
  2. 3 points
    GySgt Cole
    When double goggles give you aneurysms
  3. 1 point
    HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams
    <21:47:49> "CW3 "Otto" Whelan" was kicked from channel "Element 2" by "SSgt Specter" (fuck you) <21:48:20> "SSgt Specter" was kicked from channel "Element 2" by "HMC (FMF) Parker" (play nice)
  4. 1 point
    Capt (Ret) Kardnal
    CW3 Whelan: Hello?Capt Makowski: heLLO?MAJ Brueske: Hello?Sgt Kardnal: Hello?LCpl Schwarz: Hello?Capt Makowski: HELLO?MAJ Brueske: Hello?CW3 Whelan: Hello?Capt Makowski: heLLO?MAJ Brueske: Hello?Sgt Kardnal: Hello?CW3 Whelan: Hello?Capt Makowski: heLLO?MAJ Brueske: Hello?Pvt King: Uhhhh(Our unit in a nutshell) ((reposting it here because i had a pog moment))
  5. 1 point
  6. 1 point
    LtCol (Ret) Makowski
    Watching @Sgt Kardnal starting to do more and more in the unit. https://i.imgur.com/ME5JX1x.mp4
  7. 1 point
    LtCol (Ret) Makowski
    "When your girlfriend uses your nick name from your team leader rather than your own name during sex." -@Cpl Kardnal aka "Kar Kar"
  8. 1 point
    Maj (Ret) Ray
    Your Command Staff at work: Capt Ray: "I'm back, I apologize for the delay. Oh, Makowski has his BRB up, I should have taken my time." Capt Wolfe: "He's taking a shit." 1stLt Hart: "That's a long bloody shit." Capt Ray: "That sounds pretty bad." 1stLt Hart, realizing what he actually just said: "Oh, *lol* I didn't mean it like that!" Capt Wolfe: "Ohhhhhhhh, that's disgusting. I've smelled that before. I'd rather smell a dead body!"
  9. 1 point
  10. 1 point
    Seixeiro
    *Sitting just bsing about* Cpl Cook(playing on the pub): Any idea how I switch the pub from assault to liberation. PFC Seixeiro: Yea easy, vote yourself admin and type #(Hashtag)missions Cpl Cook: How do you type a hashtag I've never done it before. PFC Seixeiro: Shift+3 Cpl Cook: Shift+3 is a pound sign for me. PFC Seixeiro: asdakdaisdkcidkdigng (As my forehead bangs into my keyboard)
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