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You’ve been operating too long when you get sudden urges to exclaim “Hooah”/“Hooyah Navy,” quote Generation Kill, Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, and Jarhead while at Work, The Grocery Store, Pet’s Mart, or Burger King whilst conversing with ‘Humans.’ fml

Watching someone's old Arma videos when all of a sudden: A Wild me and @HM2 Boardman appear

First Name: Tyler Last Name: Drake Age: 24 Desired Duty Assignment: Grenadier ArmA III Player ID: 76561198008861635 Steam Name: Spooby904 Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Spooby904 How long have you been playing ArmA III?: 3-4 years Are you currently a member of an ArmA III gaming clan or unit?: No How did you find out about us?: I was in the 506th with many of your present members If you were recruited by one of our members, who was it?: Williams, J. Why do you want to join the 3rd Marine Raider Battalion?: I hear the missions and leadership are something I would be interested in and how the unit is run. Do you understand that if you have elected an MOS that is full at your completion of ITC, you may have to go to a different MOS for the time being?: Yes Do you understand that you will be required to own Arma 3 Apex DLC in order to actively participate in the unit?: Yes Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 3d MRB, and is this the type of realism experience you desire and are willing to abide by?: Yes Have you read and understood the requirements for our unit and the criteria for being active and taking a billet in this unit and that failure to complete said criteria will place you into the reserve platoon?: Yes Do you understand the fact that this unit is a EST (GMT -5) time zone based unit, and unitwide operations take place on Sundays at 2000 EST (0200CET), or Saturdays at 1400EST (2000CET)? Yes

"Yo I'm Corporal Wade Fuck with me and you'll catch my fade Saw your girl this morning, yes I got laid"

When you say "Copy" to your girlfriend on video chat and she gives you a puzzled look...

MRW I come back from being AFK and everyone in my channel is talking about transvestites:

When you accidentally tell your girlfriend during sex "Nice rig" instead of "Nice rack".