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  1. If only I didn't have these stupid principles and this dumb conscience, I could boot you for that.
    3 points
  2. @WOC Yildirir @Capt Ray I think you forgot something.
    2 points
  3. We all know who is the greatest hero behind all the technical difficulties this unit has lived through... Even though he has to put up with enough bullshit from the technologically added people in his life, he still dedicated his time and energy to keep our servers running, and solve all our IT problems. So, here is a thread for all sorts of funny IT and tech fuck-ups to give him a chuckle... Or a cringe... Please post all your IT related cringe memes and stories! Here is the first batch: Now, this is one dirty fan... "NOT A TOUCH SCREEN!" Last but not least... The reason behind the red chain: I hope you enjoy this, @Capt Ray!
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  5. I hate all of you for bringing this thread to life........
    1 point
  6. I formally accept my NJP and due to the severity of my actions belive demoting me to PFC is the best course of action.
    1 point
  7. GySgt Cole: Oh woah thats video game porn. Even later that night GySgt Cole: Oh mai gawd chicks with dicks! 5 Seconds later GySgt Cole: Oh wow thats a dick Even fucking later GySgt Cole: Thats a HUGE penis
    1 point
  8. Monday, January 15, 2018 2:24 PM - Cole: https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-saudi-cinema/saudi-arabia-begins-screening-films-after-decades-long-ban-lifted-idUKKBN1F40QS 2:25 PM - Ray: The new kings are opening up pretty quickly. Good for them. 2:25 PM - Cole: wait 2:25 PM - Cole: did you read what the first movie screened was 2:26 PM - Ray: Nope, just the headline. Let's see. 2:26 PM - Ray: Children's films... which one? 2:26 PM - Ray: Oh God 2:26 PM - Ray: WHY 2:26 PM - Ray: NOOOOOO 2:26 PM - Ray: WHY 2:26 PM - Ray: FUCK THAT 2:27 PM - Ray: BURN IT ALL 2:27 PM - Cole: :^) 2:27 PM - Ray: YOU MANAICS, YOU BLEW IT UP @Cpl Seixeiro
    1 point
  9. Company: We want you in and out within 60 minutes or less. Timer: 61 mins
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