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@SSgt Reeves @Capt Jennings I’m grateful for ya gyal’s feet cause they stink, can’t smell it famo?

<19:33:38> "SSgt Carter": Parker is my spirit anal <19:33:43> "SSgt Carter": animal* <19:33:45> "SSgt Carter": hahaha <19:33:47> "2ndLt Jones": LMAO

@Maj Makowski messaging me on Steam: Mako: *asks question about S-2 thing* Mako: Wait a sec Mako: Youre on LOA Me: *answers question* Mako: REEEEEEE Mako: *ignores yiu until you come bacn from loa*

Prak: "I wish I could buy my Sim an AR-15."

Date pushed back to Monday the 30th.

*full giggle* GySgt "Mako, be advised Bruske reports he is engines off, at one thousand km kilometers per hour and increasing while passing 4km... would you like to have them just halo at this point?"

Better yet, *Makowski Gives order* The entire 3d MRB: "But Major Ray said.."

The entire 3d MRB: "Hey, Ray. I have a question..."

CW4 Whelan and myself mouthing off trying to get a rise out of the one another... Me - "Listen just because your country can't fill your toilet like mine when you live on and island surrounded by water doesn't mean I should feel bad." CW4 Whelan under his breath - "Take it back"

Cpl Turk: I want to roleplay more. Oh! I can make more gargley sounds!

Cpl McCord: "Ahh, don't pull down my zipper!"

*ITC day 2 FTX, pulling security outside of our Vehicles* *PFC with AT4 out* SSgt Cooper - "Why do you have an AT4?" PFC Boot - "I have no ammo" SSgt Cooper - "Oh I have some amm- wait, we haven't even engaged anyone yet, hello?"

A team of LCpls are shacked up, their chant is "One, two, three, LANCE CORPORALS! YEA!" SSgt Carter: Hey LT can you hail Zeus and ask 'em to roll back the date to like, 2006 when being gay in the military was still grounds for a DD?

We didn't have many people show up for Team training so we postponed and made a little fun mission. Choice quotes: "Wait, go to Chernarus and go to the big school building." "No, we can't shoot up a school." "We must protect the our Sunni brothers from the Shiite invaders" "Why did you shoot that Igla at me?" "Fuck optics, I practiced shooting with no sights, like a proper terrorist."

Cpl Wauben: Sgt Carter, I need doc. Sgt Carter: What happened? Cpl Wauben: Well when you told me not to sit on the pointy end of my 240. . Sgt Carter: I didn't tell you, I assumed it was common knowledge. It's a good way to burn out your barrel.

1stLt Kardnal: "That Chinese restaurant is so authentic it got raided for human trafficking."

During TFA FTX 05-18, while setting up the Company HQ hostages at the first safehouse: Capt Makowski, using the pointing gesture in my face: "Got your nose!" Capt Makowski, using the pointing gesture in SgtMaj LaPrade's face: "Got your nose!" While setting up the hostage scenario at the end: SSgt Kozak, roleplaying as a hostage taker: "OK, do you guys have anything in your vests or uniforms? Cable ties?" Capt Makowski: "Just Ray's and LaPrade's noses." SSgt Kozak, after 10 seconds of stunned, confused silence: "I fucking hate you." Bonus round: SSgt Kozak, driving his 3 hostages around in a GaZ, decides to randomly park the GaZ next to foliage along the road, then says: "I am bush."

I don't know if Stukas quotes are still a thing or not, but this one was too good to pass up everyone. Stukas: i blew a tranny. Songs: WHOA Songs: STUKAS Songs: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU Stukas: #JustArmyThings

HN Kakta or LCpl Buono (They wont tell me which): I've had so much sex with my body pillow that it stands up on its own.

MAJ Brueske: I'm pretty sure thats a disrespect towards officer WOC Derr: What, using Clown Penis as a callsign? I'm sure it has its place. *Plays Danger zone over the mic*

SSgt Street: You shot that Gendarmie officer LCpl Buono: He sounded like a terrorist and had a gun. SSgt Street: How close do French and Arabic sound? LCpl Buono: I don't speak terrorist, so the same to me.

@SSgt McCelvy and I discussing his new channel: Me: Shit, now that we're actually in here, we should take the plastic covers off the furniture. McCelvy: I'm black, those are staying on.

*Viking 1 is running through a farm field during training* Sgt Jones: "IS THIS WEED?" (it's not) *30 seconds later* Sgt Jones (on team net): "Be advised, I don't think the farmers here are growing fruits and vegetables."

SSgt Reed: "Fired my big load at the right moment!"

Sgt Carter takes a few shots by a surprise russki. 2ndLt Kardnal: I'm moving up. Sgt Carter: Aaactuaaaal~! You're not a CSO~! *Singsong* 2ndLt Kardnal: *grumbling*

5:43 AM - Koch: we'll put bush somewhere instead 5:43 AM - Koch: who doesnt like bush

*@Cpl Maxwell @2ndLt Kardnal and myself are trying to start a modded left for dead 2 campaign* Kardnal: "Hey guys I'll brb" Channel: "...." *5 minutes passes* Kardnal: "Hey I'm back and this fuckin' shit isn't working!! WTF!" *After about 25 minutes of troubleshooting and arguing he was running conflicting mods* Kardnal: "Soooooooooo I fixed ittt." Me: "What? how?" Kardnal: "Wellllll firsssttt of all, it was conflicting modssss. Sssecond of all, when I said 'brb' I was reeally muted pounding back 3 shotsss of giiin.... and by giiin I mean moonshine.

Me: *Making a crude humor joke.* Carrendar: "Whats the line again? Feed it to me" *Tells him* Carrendar: *Cracking up* R.Tullo: Dont tell your wife that Carrendar: *Tells her* R.Tullo: Run Carren Run!!! ..We never heard from him again..

Me: *Repeating lyrics to a sterotypical song* God that was a mouthful. R.Tullo: "You're a mouthful".

*Cole while drunk*: I'M SO DRUNK NO ONE IS LISTENING TO ME TALK.