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You dont listen to your alarms anyway "Alexa, pop flares"

Stay safe drinking with aircraft alarms.

LtCol Makowski: Can i NJP someone for what someone quoted them as saying in a quote book? *Makowski's brain*: *shrugs*

When you get upset and have had enough with your higher-up.

Tales from CS OPSEC: 1stSgt Parker: "Australia is by New Zealand, right?"

Sgt Bohannon: Papa, 1, permission to repair and procure an enemy technical for transport? MSgt Carter: [Radio] Actual, this is Papa, Tac 1 wants to procure a technical, howcopy? Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Papa, be advised that Tac 2 has room in the MRAP, pile them in there. Demo the technical. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. Looks like tac 1 just found their fifth guy, doesn't look like they can fit in the MRAP now due to numbers. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Go ahead and remove demo then. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. But be advised that 1 has now done the following: Placed demo on the vic, removed demo from the vic, put tires on the vic, put demo on the vic, and is now removing demo from the vic. So I'm just gonna give the vic to them at this point. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Alternatively we could convert to Islam in field and leave the demo strapped on the vic. [DEAD AIR]

my brain: I'm trying to decide whether or not quoting your own brain is genius or a new level of narcissism my brain: fuck