HM2 (Ret) Boardman

Me when my admin discharge goes through after being buried under one trillion awards

https://i.imgur.com/JlG9zf6.jpg This came in as an emergency ticket at work.

@Maj Ray Thanks daddy

MAKO HAPPY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY ILY SO MUCH <33333

THIS is the quality internet content I have been waiting my whole life for.

@Capt Hart IS THAT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OMG

My opinion is not a college notion, turd

Recommendations of Ella Boardman: Bartender. Wild Turkey is poop Maker's is fine Monkey Shoulder is good Knob Creek Rye or Bulliet Rye are excellent Jameson Black Barrel is very good...but it's a whiskey. Also Herradura has a Black Barrel aged in Whiskey barrels and it's amazing because tequila > bourbon And Don Julio 1942 is the best of all

@Capt Hart

Aww good ol Santos mission. This was probably when I still hated @1stLt Falconer

I mean like change was to want and put an actual heartfelt message in there and I might consider donating but right now, it isn't pulling at my heartstrings. I demand to be entertained.

That moment your ribbon rack confirms how pointless you are

When Cole creates a meme and makes you the literal worst character of all time

Me: *Knows anything I send to Ray via text, email, forum message, steam message, or telepathic message can and will be sent to anyone and everyone via screenshot* Me: *Texts Ray* Grimm's phone 5 seconds later: *Ray text noise*

@SSgt Specter OH FLIP YES

Mr. Tullo, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Respectfully, HM2 Boardman S-1 Personnel Clerk

Mr. Jennings, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Respectfully, HM2 Boardman S-1 Personnel Clerk

Mr. Waller I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Respectfully, HM2 Boardman S-1 Personnel Clerk

Mr. slash Ms. Sokolowski, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Respectfully, HM2 Boardman S-1 Personnel Clerk

Mr. Williams, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Respectfully, HM2 Boardman S-1 Personnel Clerk

Mr. Bingham, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Respectfully, HM2 Boardman S-1 Personnel Clerk

When you determine the Mandela Effect is present in your unit??