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When you know some shit thats Opsec and Infosec that will get you NJP'd for sharing to people who don't know:

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And how nonmilitary/unit people will read that sentence

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How I imagine new LCpls feel in their first op

 

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When Sergeant Specter requests to be the Comms Chief of your Team 

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17 hours ago, 2ndLt R. Nelson said:

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I think the terrible P.S. (MS Paint?) really sells it.

Posted
2 hours ago, Sgt Specter said:

I think the terrible P.S. (MS Paint?) really sells it.

 

MAJ J. WHITBY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)

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Posted

When you should actually be doing your 3 assignments, but you thought memes are forever valuable and worthwhile to make;

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HN T. Cummings
Retired
 

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Posted

omfg, that's the funniest thing I've seen all week, thanks for that haha. 

MAJ J. WHITBY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)

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Posted

Well....he is not entirely wrong

MSGT R. FALCONER
MSOT 8313 Team Chief | S-2 Zeus Operator / Battle Captain / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
 

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Posted (edited)

When your OCD is only partially satisfied.

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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Posted

when the ch-53 can't get the LAV off the ground #tbt

 

Posted
40 minutes ago, 2ndLt R. Nelson said:

Well, looks like Specter's been drunk Tweeting, again. 

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Need Coburn to translate.

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Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, Sgt Specter said:

Need Coburn to translate.

Do you ever just want to wrap yourself in a highly flammable, combustible and otherwise dangerous material, pop yourself in a microwave, and allow the combination of tin-foil and microwave radiation to explode, causing yourself to become deceased?

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SGT A. COBURN
Retired
 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, 2ndLt R. Nelson said:

When the FTX goes well, but I realize I have to write a report for both the MSOT, AND the Task Force Commander. 

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MSGT R. FALCONER
MSOT 8313 Team Chief | S-2 Zeus Operator / Battle Captain / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
 

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Posted
On 2/25/2017 at 2:09 PM, Cpl Makowski said:

Me as my team one by one moves to reserves.

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On 2/25/2017 at 5:22 PM, LCpl Swanson said:

Corporal, I'm here. 

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Who the fuck is this guy?!

CAPT M. KARDNAL
Retired

 

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Posted
6 hours ago, LCpl Kardnal said:

 

Who the fuck is this guy?!

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MSGT P. VAN DYKE

Reserves

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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