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"I SWEAR. THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED." - 1stLt Ray
"I can't hear you, I'm watching the Emoji Movie trailer." - 1stLt Hart

"Ooh Netcode Dancing!" - 1stLt Hart
"HART. I WILL -" - 1stLt Ray
"Netcode dancing, candy crush with emojis!" - 1stLt Hart
"I WILL FIND A WAY TO REACH THROUGH THE INTERNET AND KILL YOU" - 1stLt Ray
"The Emoji Movie!" - 1stLt Hart
*Growling* - 1stLt Ray

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<20:26:17> "Cpl Melo": Women are evil
<20:26:32> "1stSgt De Leo": We know, get off global now

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2ndLt Wolfe: I like how together we all make a penis with our ranks. Brueske is the ball-sack of the unit.

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Capt Brueske: Except Schwartz's rank is upside down for it to be the tip.
2ndLt LaPrade: No its an inside-out dick so.
2ndLt Wolfe: Not unless its someone docking.

Edited by 2ndLt Hart
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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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HM3 (FMF) Mask: ***Singing this***
Me: Mask, what.....the fuck......are you singing.
HM3 (FMF) Mask: HOLY SHIT THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE CHANNEL?!?!

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GYSGT G. RED
Retired

 

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"Did I ever tell you the story about dick cheese?" -2ndLt Wolfe

MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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Sgt Cole: "My bottle is haunted! I think one of my limbs doesn't work, my bottle just FLEW across my desk!"

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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1stLt Koch:

Koch: If wlfe adks im currently geting inebriqtdd
Koch: Inebriated
Koch: not even on ts
Koch: nberd
 

Edited by 1stLt Hart

CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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Posted
29 minutes ago, 1stLt Hart said:

1stLt Koch:

Koch: If wlfe adks im currently geting inebriqtdd
Koch: Inebriated
 

:(

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CAPT A. KOCH
Retired

MRB Command Staff (R)

 

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1stLt Hart, every few minutes while performing S-4 duties: "There's a slight discrepancy..."

MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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1stLt Ray: Do you want me to whip this sucker out now, or are you gonna step back cuz its gonna flop around?
 

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During an RP session...

GySgt Falconer to 1stLt Hart: "Well, you're just an elf, so shut your mouth."

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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Sgt Cole: "The bad guys come at you from the front. @1stLt Makowski comes at you from the rear. And he's got a big fucking cock."

MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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Cpt Brueske: What is easy to get in but hard to get out?

LCpl Seixeiro: Your mom!

Cpt Brueske: No.... a prison.

Sgt Grimm: I like your mom better.

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2ndLt Wolfe, after suddenly entering SSgt Specter's channel: "Does anyone know anything about Pokemon cards?"

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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On 5/30/2017 at 1:20 AM, 1stLt Hart said:

2ndLt Wolfe: I like how together we all make a penis with our ranks. Brueske is the ball-sack of the unit.

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Capt Brueske: Except Schwartz's rank is upside down for it to be the tip.
2ndLt LaPrade: No its an inside-out dick so.
2ndLt Wolfe: Not unless its someone docking.

 

 

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MSGT E. WOLFE

Retired

MRB Command Staff (R)

 

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Talking to Capt Wolfe in TS:

"Capt Wolfe": I don't remember ill take a look tomorrow. I'm going to bed
"HM2 Williams (Work)": k night boo

You were kicked from channel "Team Comms Chief -  SSgt Specter" by "Capt Wolfe" (Im not your boo)

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HMCS J. WILLIAMS
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Capt Wolfe1: Brueske ima gonna Opsec my foot up your ass

Edited by 1stLt Hart

CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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