3d MRB Quote Book

[LtCol (Ret) Makowski]

PFC Schwarz: Makowski we need our own private group chat..
PFC Schwarz: Well I guess.. That would be just a text.

[Capt Hart]

Specter: *pulling a piece of plastic fork out of his mouth* It's all good I found a piece of fork.

Falconer: Stop eating the cutlery

[Specter]

10 minutes ago, 1stLt Hart said:

Specter: *pulling a piece of plastic fork out of his mouth* It's all good I found a piece of fork.

Falconer: Stop eating the cutlery

To be fair..it was the second fork I broke in my mouth that day.

[MSgt (Ret) Wolfe]

[GySgt Cole]

Friday, October 13, 2017
2:45 PM - Songs: You doing anything tonight?
2:46 PM - Songs is now Away.
2:51 PM - Cole:
2:51 PM - Songs is now Online.
2:51 PM - Songs: ....
 

[GySgt (Ret) Kozak]

During Liberation shenanigans, Hinds have been flying over us for about 15 minutes:

Duck: Atleast they haven't started shooting at us...

Not 2 seconds later, Hind does a gun run on our position and knocks Duck unconscious

Kozak: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

[Markin]

Hawkins: I'm not a fan of Yankee, I actually prefer "Papa." "Papa" feels better.

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

CW3 Whelan: Hello?
Capt Makowski: heLLO?
MAJ Brueske: Hello?
Sgt Kardnal: Hello?
LCpl Schwarz: Hello?
Capt Makowski: HELLO?
MAJ Brueske: Hello?
CW3 Whelan: Hello?
Capt Makowski: heLLO?
MAJ Brueske: Hello?
Sgt Kardnal: Hello?
CW3 Whelan: Hello?
Capt Makowski: heLLO?
MAJ Brueske: Hello?
Pvt King: Uhhhh

(Our unit in a nutshell)
((reposting it here because i had a pog moment))

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

<21:47:49> "CW3 "Otto" Whelan" was kicked from channel "Element 2" by "SSgt Specter" (fuck you)

<21:48:20> "SSgt Specter" was kicked from channel "Element 2" by "HMC (FMF) Parker" (play nice)

[Sgt (Ret) Hastings]

Captain Ray: "I need to get back to reading history. My British history is "Romans came in, Boudica, Arthur (lol), lots of peasants, Scottish accents developed as a genetic mutation, Richard the Lionheart, Robin Hood, Irish subjugated via potato catapults, civil wars, Braveheart, more civil wars, FRANCIS FUCKING DRAKE, MUUURRIICCAAA, Kaiser, Hitler, pip pip cheerio"

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

My TS away status is "Poke if needed". Sometimes, this happens:

 

<20:54:43> "Cpl Gwynne" pokes you: Boop the snoot
<20:54:47> "Cpl Gwynne" disconnected

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Sgt Kardnal shares a video about Star Wars ArmA mods
LCpl Maxwell full-mutes.
Cpl Carter: Oh god no, Kardnal, get him back. He has 8 IQ points and he can't lose them by watching that video. Please
 

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Last night's liberation:
SSgt Bingham HALOs in, splatting thirty meters away, DOA.
Sgt Kardnal: Holy shit our gunny's a pancake.
CW3 Whelan: As the unit's MFF instructor, gunny, you have failed me.
Five minutes later SSgt Bingham HALOs in again, and on his way down he radios
"Kardnal, your ass is mine when I get down there!" Deploys parachute, splats again
Sgt Kardnal: Holy shit its SSgt Pancakes!


Not five minutes later a wild invincible AI trucker runs my ass over, and who could be in a better position to drag me to safety than SSgt Pancake, immediately claiming his verbal revenge, "Ha. You ate so much street you're gonna be my Sgt Waffle now!" What goes around comes around, I guess. goddamnit

[Specter]

Cpl Schwarz: McCelvy, do you not give out your number to us strangers?

SSgt McCelvy: Man I don't give a shit, I ain't gunna answer that bitch anyway.

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

GySgt Cole: "I'm a fruity guy."

[MSgt (Ret) Carter]

Me: *Pokes Capt Makowski* "Hey do you have a minute?"
*User joined your channel*
Mako: what's up?
Me: Just wanted to say that due to some scheduling changes I'll be actually attending this Sunday on-time!
Mako: 

 

Edited November 12, 2017 by Cpl Carter

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

@HM2 Boardman: "So I was talking to a table yesterday..."

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

GySgt Cole: "I'm so sad I only had half a burrito. I should have burrito'd."

[MSgt (Ret) Bingham]

Speaking to the crew about how low-level propaganda enforcement is done

 

GySgt Cole: I'm sick, I'm high, and I'm smarter than you! Now wheres my bagel?

 

 

Edited November 15, 2017 by SSgt Bingham

[Maj Whelan]

9:24 PM - Koch: njped
9:24 PM - Koch: office hours
9:24 PM - Kumapa: (:
9:24 PM - Koch: OFFICE
9:24 PM - Koch: HOURS
9:24 PM - Kumapa: oh shucks
9:24 PM - Koch: ENNNNNNNNNNNNN
9:25 PM - Koch: JAAAAAAAAY
9:25 PM - Koch: PEEEEEEEE
9:25 PM - Kumapa: koch pls
9:25 PM - Koch: ENJEYNAYJEYAEP
9:25 PM - Koch: THAT KEVLAH WASNT YOUS TO LOSE
9:25 PM - Koch: THAT WAS THE PROHPERTY OF THIS UNITHED
9:25 PM - Koch: STAHTES
9:25 PM - Koch: MARINE COR
 

[MSgt (Ret) Wolfe]

1 hour ago, CW3 Whelan said:

9:24 PM - Koch: njped
9:24 PM - Koch: office hours
9:24 PM - Kumapa: (:
9:24 PM - Koch: OFFICE
9:24 PM - Koch: HOURS
9:24 PM - Kumapa: oh shucks
9:24 PM - Koch: ENNNNNNNNNNNNN
9:25 PM - Koch: JAAAAAAAAY
9:25 PM - Koch: PEEEEEEEE
9:25 PM - Kumapa: koch pls
9:25 PM - Koch: ENJEYNAYJEYAEP
9:25 PM - Koch: THAT KEVLAH WASNT YOUS TO LOSE
9:25 PM - Koch: THAT WAS THE PROHPERTY OF THIS UNITHED
9:25 PM - Koch: STAHTES
9:25 PM - Koch: MARINE COR
 

 

 

 

Thats right my child the transition is complete. Welcome to the Dark side Capt Koch.

[MSgt (Ret) Carter]

*Sgt Kardnal, myself and LCpl Maxwell are playing Rising Storm 2: Vietnam*
*15 seconds of silence over comms and in-game SFX*
LCpl Maxwell: You know what I hate about the jungle?
Me: huh?
LCpl Maxwell: 360 DEGREES OF DANGER!

[SSgt (Ret) Melo]

HM2 Boardman: I don't want to rape a ship...

 

(Walked in to a Pathfinder game planning session)

[Capt Hart]

Capt Koch: I think you may have reacted to something

 

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

When you get promoted:

 

<22:39:14> "LCpl G. Miller" pokes you: F
<22:39:18> "Cpl Jones" pokes you: F
<22:39:18> "GySgt Cole": o7
<22:39:18> "HM3 Pulliam" pokes you: F
<22:39:30> "Cpl Gwynne" pokes you: F
<22:39:33> "Sgt Reed" pokes you: F
<22:39:41> "SSgt Hawkins" pokes you: f