3d MRB Quote Book

[MSgt (Ret) Bingham]

Duck talking about his divorced parents

 

GySgt Cole:.... Ya i have cancer

[GySgt Cole]

Myself, CW3 Whelan, SSgt McCelvy and Cpl Schwarz (Duck) are in a channel:

Whelan: "So... any word on who's getting that 8310 Team Lead?"

Duck: "I dunno."
Cole: "That's Ray's decision"

Whelan: "Duck, out of all the people in this channel, why did you think that question was directed at you?"

[SSgt (Ret) Derr]

32 minutes ago, GySgt Cole said:

Myself, CW3 Whelan, SSgt McCelvy and Cpl Schwarz (Duck) are in a channel:

Whelan: "So... any word on who's getting that 8310 Team Lead?"

Duck: "I dunno."
Cole: "That's Ray's decision"

Whelan: "Duck, out of all the people in this channel, why did you think that question was directed at you?"

If you think that’s good you should

of heard him when Bingham brought up battalion Sgt maj.

[HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Pulliam]

Playing pub server, @WOC Carrendar is unconscious. I'm patching him up.

 

Carrendar: "*wakes up* CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!"

Me: "Yeah I'm putting him back to sleep. *gives him morphine*"

Edited November 25, 2017 by HM3 Pulliam

[Capt (Ret) Pepperman]

@SSgt Specter: "how the fuck do you lose a c130"
 

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

(Late evening shenanigans)
SSgt Bingham has entered the channel.
GySgt Cole: Oh hey Company Staff
SSgt Bingham: Ha. You're lucky there aren't any lower enlisted here.
GySgt Cole: Well, there are, Staff Sergeant Bingham-
"user was kicked from the server"

[LtCol (Ret) Makowski]

Bingham does hours of S-1 work (Just me and him in channel)
"Alright i'm out, lova ya" *Disconnects from channel*

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Capt Makowski: Well you tried to bring a suicide bomber home as a pet and it didn't go well, and it's anyone's guess as to why you thought that would end differently.

[Maj Whelan]

SSgt Specter (Arab Accent): "We keep you alive, you will feel better than goat"

[GySgt Cole]

"But did you know I'm Team Chief?" - SSgt Hawkins, some time in the immediate future

[MSgt (Ret) Bingham]

Capt Makowski: "OPSEC" 

 

Me: "FUCK YOU MAKOWSKI DONT YOU OPSEC ME AFTER THAT SHIT" 

 

Makowski: "LOLOLOLOLOLTROLOTLROLTORLROLOOLOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOOLOOLLKLOTROLOLOLOOLOTLROLOLOLOLO" 

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

GySgt Bingham, on being elevated to First Sergeant: "I honestly think this experience has made me a saltier person in general."

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

The two canadians are playing League.

Cpl Carter: Think you need help top?
LCpl Maxwell: (top of his lungs) I'VE WANTED YOU ON TOP FOR A WHILE NOW

[Capt (Ret) Pepperman]

*Joins FNF’s*

Cooper: “I know how to get pregnant, that’s easy.” 

*Leaves FNF’s*

had a good one boys 

Edited December 23, 2017 by 1stLt Pepperman

[K. Cooper]

10 hours ago, 1stLt Pepperman said:

*Joins FNF’s*

Cooper: “I know how to get pregnant, that’s easy.” 

*Leaves FMF’s*

had a good one boys 

definitely taken out of context

Edited December 23, 2017 by Cpl Cooper

[Specter]

8 hours ago, Cpl Cooper said:

that may or may not have been taken out of context

It wasn't.

[K. Cooper]

19 minutes ago, SSgt Specter said:

It wasn't.

it was

[Capt (Ret) Pepperman]

Cole: “you suck toes and are afraid of birds why are you in the unit?”

 

i would like to forewrd this harassment to mu coc pls

[MSgt (Ret) Carter]

Me: Hurry the fuck up!
Kardnal: gimmie a few. doin morning shit. just woke up.
Me: more like rubbin' one out

Kardnal: you keep taunting my routine and ill fucking mail it to you
Me: I really would prefer not to receive international jizz mail

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

LCpl Turk: I use public transportation so I can publicly masturbate.

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Capt Ray: It's more complicated than you think, and its more simple than you think.

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

@1stLt Jennings has identity issues

 

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[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

Sgt Potter: Williams do I need to be shaved?

[GySgt Cole]

"Yo I'm Corporal Wade
Fuck with me and you'll catch my fade
Saw your girl this morning, yes I got laid"
 

[Sgt (Ret) Yildirir]

LCpl Turk, on his excuse for Sunday Op:

    "You know, penis needs vagina, and vagina needs penis..."