3d MRB Quote Book

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Capt Ray posts a Commendation for Capt Makowski
<18:53:05> You poked "Capt Ray" with message: https://gyazo.com/8075a61b252299381f1c9715d0a73330
Capt Ray: What? Oh, I'll fix it.
Capt Ray edits, fixing some Other gender-neutral
2ndLt Kardnal: That wasn't it. Also there's another one. https://gyazo.com/54cdf371f1289e3a0696d0b264e84020
Capt Ray: How many of these little shits are there?! *Fix*
2ndLt Kardnal: . . . . . . https://gyazo.com/0546ab031062b7f0e940f7a911fd881b
Capt Ray: *pterodactyl screeching* Goddamnit Bingham!

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

11:50 AM - Cole: and so I read all that while trying to shit
11:50 AM - Cole: and it made me so angry it made me shit
 

[K. Cooper]

Me : Thanks for the help! 

Someone : No, thank you. 

Me : whot

 

*2 hours later*

me : oh

[MSgt (Ret) Carter]

*@Cpl Maxwell @2ndLt Kardnal and myself are trying to start a modded left for dead 2 campaign*

Kardnal: "Hey guys I'll brb"
Channel: "...."

*5 minutes passes*

Kardnal: "Hey I'm back and this fuckin' shit isn't working!! WTF!"

*After about 25 minutes of troubleshooting and arguing he was running conflicting mods*

Kardnal: "Soooooooooo I fixed ittt."

Me: "What? how?"

Kardnal: "Wellllll firsssttt of all, it was conflicting modssss. Sssecond of all, when I said 'brb' I was reeally muted pounding back 3 shotsss of giiin.... and by giiin I mean moonshine.

[Sgt (Ret) DelPercio]

GySgt Specter: It's the U.S. Marnee's 

GySgt Specter: Oh Boy

GySgt Specter: WHOA WHOA WHOA 

*Slams into tank*

 

[GySgt Cole]

5:43 AM - Koch: we'll put bush somewhere instead
5:43 AM - Koch: who doesnt like bush
 

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Sgt Carter takes a few shots by a surprise russki.
2ndLt Kardnal: I'm moving up.
Sgt Carter: Aaactuaaaal~! You're not a CSO~! *Singsong*
2ndLt Kardnal: *grumbling*

[MSgt (Ret) Carter]

*8311 Team Training*

*CSO kicks door to interrogation room where @WOC Derr & @CW4 Whelan are present*

 

Airmen: MARINES!

Specter: Why is the 'US NAVY' bucket covered in white stuff?

Goat: BAAAAAH!

Kardnal: *Incoherent laughter*

Airmen: Yeah we're gonna need help finding our clothes before we head out of here...

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

SSgt Reed: "Fired my big load at the right moment!"

[Specter]

@Sgt Cooper insulting me,"Specter, your thing is more like a 5.7; it's an uncommon round that is both small and very fast. I'd prefer more of a .300 Blackout. Ya know?"

 

Brb while I cry

Edited February 22, 2018 by GySgt Specter

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

LCpl Turk: HEh..EHeh...Heh....Hehe....Heh...That t-ickles me.

[HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Pulliam]

*Viking 1 is running through a farm field during training*

Sgt Jones: "IS THIS WEED?" (it's not)

 

*30 seconds later*

Sgt Jones (on team net): "Be advised, I don't think the farmers here are growing fruits and vegetables."

 

[Specter]

@SSgt McCelvy and I discussing his new channel:

Me: Shit, now that we're actually in here, we should take the plastic covers off the furniture.
McCelvy: I'm black, those are staying on.

[GySgt (Ret) Kakta]

Kakta: "Turk be thrift shopping like Macklemore."

 

Turk: "Macklemore has a lot to learn.."

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

SSgt Street: You shot that Gendarmie officer
LCpl Buono: He sounded like a terrorist and had a gun.
SSgt Street: How close do French and Arabic sound?
LCpl Buono: I don't speak terrorist, so the same to me.

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

MAJ Brueske: I'm pretty sure thats a disrespect towards officer
WOC Derr: What, using Clown Penis as a callsign? I'm sure it has its place. *Plays Danger zone over the mic*

[Capt Hart]

HN Kakta or LCpl Buono (They wont tell me which): I've had so much sex with my body pillow that it stands up on its own.

Edited March 2, 2018 by Capt Hart

[Markin]

2 hours ago, Capt Hart said:

HN Kakta or LCpl Buono (They wont tell me which): I've had so much sex with my body pillow that it stands up on its own.

If this doesn't make its way to imgur or reddit, I will feel completely let down by this unit.

[GySgt (Ret) Songs]

I don't know if Stukas quotes are still a thing or not, but this one was too good to pass up everyone.

 

Stukas: i blew a tranny.
Songs: WHOA
Songs: STUKAS
Songs: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU
Stukas: #JustArmyThings
 

 

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Capt Makowski: "Boop!"

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

During TFA FTX 05-18, while setting up the Company HQ hostages at the first safehouse:

 

Capt Makowski, using the pointing gesture in my face: "Got your nose!"

Capt Makowski, using the pointing gesture in SgtMaj LaPrade's face: "Got your nose!"

 

While setting up the hostage scenario at the end:

SSgt Kozak, roleplaying as a hostage taker: "OK, do you guys have anything in your vests or uniforms? Cable ties?"

Capt Makowski: "Just Ray's and LaPrade's noses."

SSgt Kozak, after 10 seconds of stunned, confused silence: "I fucking hate you."

 

Bonus round:

SSgt Kozak, driving his 3 hostages around in a GaZ, decides to randomly park the GaZ next to foliage along the road, then says: "I am bush."

[HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Pulliam]

Cpl Schwarz, talking about how to pronounce his name: "It's like Schwarzenegger.... without the 'negger'."

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

LCpl S. Tullo: Is your house too humid?
1stLt Cole: No, sorry, I don't watch anime very much.
LCpl S. Tullo: No, too humid.

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Capt Makowski attempting to enforce my LOA on me:

 

HM1 (FMF) Williams: "So, Ray, how do I get these medical settings?"

Maj Ray: "Go to Settings > Addons > Ace Med--"

Capt Makowski: "REEEEEE!"

HMCS (FMF) Parker: "Guys, quiet down, Ray is trying to--"

Maj Ray: "So you select Medics Only or Doctors Onl--"

Capt Makowski: "I don't know what you're talking about, we're just talking over J Willy talking to himself, because there is no Ray here."

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

HM1 (FMF) Williams: I'm going to stop listening because I don't care.
1stLt Kardnal: There we go, now let's spitroast Jones
Sgt Jones: (Close to his mic) I'd like that

1stLt Kardnal: Now you're talking Renegade.
***HM1 (FMF) Williams has started recording!!***