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Capt (Ret) Dale

3d MRB Quote Book

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1stLt Kardnal: We should take boats more often.

SSgt Carter: Unnecessary downtime.

1stLt Kardnal: Yeah but we can blast kid rock and annoy the Zeus operators.

SSgt Carter: You're tearing this unit apart one soundtrack at a time

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McCelvy: I don't know, she's cute but she's not hot. Maybe in ten years? She needs a couple dicks in her
Me: *snort*

Purcell: But you can be her daddy

McCelvy: Nah I don't want none of that

Specter: *hysterical laughter*

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Me: Moraven, is your headache gone?

Moraven:  yeeeaaah..

Hamm:  Wait, im still here

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During TFD Operation Siren Song:

 

Sgt Benson: This is really bad... this is the worst I have ever seen.

1stSgt Bingham: Yep this is bad bought we will get through it.

Sgt Benson: Guess it was a good time to get out of the Navy! 

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DelPercio: Have a whiff...  NOICE

Edited by 2d LT Osbourne
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SSgt Carter: (A minute and a half of half-started sentences and twice baked thoughts)

SSgt Carter: Nevermind, I'm retarded.
HM1 (FMF) Williams: Ok.

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*ITC day 2 FTX, pulling security outside of our Vehicles*

*PFC with AT4 out*

SSgt Cooper - "Why do you have an AT4?"

PFC Boot - "I have no ammo"

SSgt Cooper - "Oh I have some amm- wait, we haven't even engaged anyone yet, hello?"

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Cpl Turk: Yeah that's the golden rule isn't it? "Don't get caught"

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<14:13:50> "SSgt Cooper": typing fast is fidduifult
<14:13:51> "SSgt Cooper": dffult
<14:13:52> "SSgt Cooper": diffult
<14:13:53> "SSgt Cooper": difficiult
<14:13:55> "SSgt Cooper": difficult
<14:13:57> "SSgt Cooper": hard

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Cpl Turk: I want to roleplay more. Oh! I can make more gargley sounds!

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Remember RKO outta nowhere? I have the Australian version:

 

<22:25:13> "Sgt Gwynne": REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<22:25:15> Chat partner has closed the conversation
<22:25:16> Your chat partner has disconnected.

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Cpl McBean: "Fish s**t is can't be that bad, I mean they eat like plants and stuff."

Edited by LCpl Zietara
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CW4 Whelan and myself mouthing off trying to get a rise out of the one another...

Me - "Listen just because your country can't fill your toilet like mine when you live on and island surrounded by water doesn't mean I should feel bad."
CW4 Whelan under his breath - "Take it back"

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MSgt Wolfe: *knock knock* "Ghost?" *knock knock* "Ghost?" *knock knock* "Ghost?"

Cpl Ghost, in the world's worst Spanish accent: "Ah, no Ghost-e, no know..."

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49 minutes ago, Maj Ray said:

The entire 3d MRB: "Hey, Ray. I have a question..."

Better yet,

 

*Makowski Gives order*

The entire 3d MRB: "But Major Ray said.."

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