GySgt Cole Posted January 15, 2018 Capt Hart on KKK Jokes: "Yeet" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted January 15, 2018 Cpl Schwarz, on planting satchel charges on dirty-bomb's: "LT, i'm not sure I can condemn a population like this." Satchel in his hands, hesitation in his eyes. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GySgt Cole Posted January 15, 2018 Monday, January 15, 2018 2:24 PM - Cole: https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-saudi-cinema/saudi-arabia-begins-screening-films-after-decades-long-ban-lifted-idUKKBN1F40QS 2:25 PM - Ray: The new kings are opening up pretty quickly. Good for them. 2:25 PM - Cole: wait 2:25 PM - Cole: did you read what the first movie screened was 2:26 PM - Ray: Nope, just the headline. Let's see. 2:26 PM - Ray: Children's films... which one? 2:26 PM - Ray: Oh God 2:26 PM - Ray: WHY 2:26 PM - Ray: NOOOOOO 2:26 PM - Ray: WHY 2:26 PM - Ray: FUCK THAT 2:27 PM - Ray: BURN IT ALL 2:27 PM - Cole: :^) 2:27 PM - Ray: YOU MANAICS, YOU BLEW IT UP @Cpl Seixeiro 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted January 16, 2018 Gentlemen, a reminder that this thread should be for quotes only, not responses or commentary. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Hito Posted January 20, 2018 HM2 Tullo to GySgt Cole: Cole jump into that buddy bar 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seixeiro Posted January 20, 2018 (edited) Cpl Markin: I can taste the colors. Later that night..... GySgt Cole: My name is Tom. Cpl Markin: All the guys I have crushes on are named Tom. Even Later Cpl Markin: Where dafuq did all this BBQ sauce come from? Edited January 20, 2018 by Cpl Seixeiro He keeps speaking 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Specter Posted January 20, 2018 *Cole while drunk*: I'M SO DRUNK NO ONE IS LISTENING TO ME TALK. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Specter Posted January 20, 2018 Cooper: Wait....glue is horse melt...? I love horses... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seixeiro Posted January 20, 2018 (edited) GySgt Cole: Oh woah thats video game porn. Even later that night GySgt Cole: Oh mai gawd chicks with dicks! 5 Seconds later GySgt Cole: Oh wow thats a dick Even fucking later GySgt Cole: Thats a HUGE penis Edited January 20, 2018 by Cpl Seixeiro Tonight has been a wild night 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HM3 (Ret) Hicks Posted January 22, 2018 LCpl Van Dyke over radio: "Hicks has been shot in the head but he should be fine" *HN Hicks Dies 15 seconds later* 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted January 24, 2018 Capt Makowski: Oh my god i haven't heard something put so well to describe some peoples' lives. Capt Makowski: They're either on "encourage" or "discourage" for a time.. . Capt Makowski: Half of everyone on here is STUCK in discourage mode! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj Whelan Posted January 28, 2018 SSgt McCelvy: I've seen a bunch of dicks in my day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Carrendar Posted February 1, 2018 Why does everyone know me as "the guy afraid of birds"? Did they add that to the fucking ITC course?? - Pepperman 2 11 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted February 2, 2018 HMC (FMF) Parker and Capt Makowski are annoying one another. . . Capt Makowski: *Angry sigh in his new mic, sounds nothing like normal* Capt Ray: New mic, who dis? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted February 3, 2018 Cpl Seixeiro asked me to help 2ndLt Kardnal and Sgt Carter with an emergency situation regarding hosting their WW2 fun op. As I'm downloading the mods and setting up the server, this appears on Steam: 1 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Koch Posted February 3, 2018 The end of my confrontation with GySgt Cole, playing a Priest: GySgt Cole, as a helicopter gets closer: "OH LOOK, IT IS JESUS HIMSELF" GySgt Cole, as the helicopter rocket runs him: "I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD ON MY SIDE" GySgt Cole then flies off after exploding, whilst I laugh until I cry. 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted February 10, 2018 MSgt LaPrade: "You can't rush perfection. God knows I try when I work out." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Specter Posted February 11, 2018 @Sgt Cooper : Yeah my Ex wasn't really my type. Me: Well what's your type? Cooper: Type 3 Control Me: I hate you. 2 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A. Johnson Posted February 11, 2018 @Cpl Markin Do you guys see any other evidence? @LCpl S.Tullo No do you totally not see the huge pile of bodies in the courtyard? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Markin Posted February 13, 2018 In all fairness to me, it was very dark. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Tullo Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) While play Civilization 5 with HM1 Mask and CW2 Carrendar: HM1 Mask: How do i know what is a jungle? HM1 Tullo: It has water in it! HM1 Mask: I had to ask... Edited February 13, 2018 by HM1 Tullo 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Mask Posted February 13, 2018 Me: *Repeating lyrics to a sterotypical song* God that was a mouthful. R.Tullo: "You're a mouthful". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HM1 (Ret) (FMF) Mask Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) Me: *Making a crude humor joke.* Carrendar: "Whats the line again? Feed it to me" *Tells him* Carrendar: *Cracking up* R.Tullo: Dont tell your wife that Carrendar: *Tells her* R.Tullo: Run Carren Run!!! ..We never heard from him again.. Edited February 13, 2018 by HM1 (FMF) Mask 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted February 14, 2018 Behold, the Makomoji: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted February 14, 2018 Sgt Cooper: Well, they already pull their weight as much as they don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites