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When you fill in for an operation and start hearing chatter about a CSO being kidnapped, and instead of thinking "Oh shit", the first words to come out of you are "Not again" or "Glad it wasnt me this time"

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CAPT M. KARDNAL
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when You get to someone who has been gun down and there whole body is red, in stead of saying “oh shit not again” you say “ you probably deserved it” 

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14 hours ago, Capt Kardnal said:

When you fill in for an operation and start hearing chatter about a CSO being kidnapped, and instead of thinking "Oh shit", the first words to come out of you are "Not again" or "Glad it wasnt me this time"

 

Ugh.... i can't believe this happened again 

 

I mean you know you have been operating to long when you start talking military lingo to your co workers and you work at a call center!

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HM2 R. TULLO

Navy SARC

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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1 hour ago, GySgt Tullo said:

I mean you know you have been operating to long when you start talking military lingo to your co workers and you work at a call center!

Can relate. We use handheld radios at my job. The oldest tech here is a Vietnam veteran. He and I use military prowords all the time. We're considering implementing callsigns.

 

I blame ArmA.

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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4 hours ago, Maj Ray said:

Can relate. We use handheld radios at my job. The oldest tech here is a Vietnam veteran. He and I use military prowords all the time. We're considering implementing callsigns.

 

I blame ArmA.

You MUST be Rayzor.

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LTCOL D. MAKOWSKI
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)

 

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Posted (edited)

You know you been operating too long... when you get pinned a higher rank then you are in the ACTUAL military and your extremely happy about this... -_-;

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On 11/10/2018 at 12:09 PM, HM2 (FMF) Rivera said:

You know you been operating too long... when you get pinned a higher rank then you are in the ACTUAL military and your extremely happy about this... -_-;

My guy... E-4 IRL... O-4 here. I wish I could swap.

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MAJ M. LAPRADE
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You know it's been too long when your ribbon rack looks equal to that of a GySgt IRL.

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On 3/9/2019 at 1:21 AM, GySgt Specter said:

You know it's been too long when your ribbon rack looks equal to that of a GySgt IRL.

Weird flex but ok

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CAPT N. MARSDEN

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When you wake up early, don't have work, and really hope @SSgt McCelvy happens to be on TS to bullshit with you

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19 hours ago, Maj LaPrade said:

So fucking good. Love me a baja blast.

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When this forgotten, but once entertaining, thread only gets used by people posting about their taco bell drinks

 

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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When you go from 2500 unread emails to 76 just by deleting everything from "3d Marine Raider Battalion Realism Unit" "13th MEU (SOC) Realism Unit" and "506th IR Realism Unit"

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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When you try to find an interesting place on a vanilla map to have a mission that you haven't used before - and can't.

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When you've been semi-retired since February 2017, Battalion level command was decommissioned who knows how long ago and you just got back from a 7 month world cruise 3 days ago, but you're still CMDCM...

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HMCM (FMF) R. BERNAL
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3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

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When you see a news headline and immediately think it happened during a milsim op:

 

 

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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...when the first thing you do after being discharged from military service, is to check the milsim you used to play in, if any of your old buds are still around.

 

I am glad so many of you bastards are still around, but how the hell did Specter make GySgt and LaPrade Major?! That's some scary s*** in really weird and funny way. 😘

 

@SSgt McCelvy, @Capt (Ret) Marsden, @GySgt (Ret) Specter , @Maj (Ret) LaPrade, @Capt (Ret) Richardson @Capt Hall @SSgt (Ret) Anderson

 

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