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*8311 Team Training* *CSO kicks door to interrogation room where @WOC Derr & @CW4 Whelan are present* Airmen: MARINES! Specter: Why is the 'US NAVY' bucket covered in white stuff? Goat: BAAAAAH! Kardnal: *Incoherent laughter* Airmen: Yeah we're gonna need help finding our clothes before we head out of here...

Sgt Carter takes a few shots by a surprise russki. 2ndLt Kardnal: I'm moving up. Sgt Carter: Aaactuaaaal~! You're not a CSO~! *Singsong* 2ndLt Kardnal: *grumbling*

MARSOC rescues @WOC Derr and @CW4 Whelan from a goat-snuff porn filmshoot starring two AMERICAN AIRMEN ™ GySgt Specter: "This bucket smells like air force." 2ndLt Kardnal: Well it's marked Navy, so I bet it's imported lube. GySgt Specter: "Rear admiral joke." Later, same training: (in vehicle) GySgt Specter: You guys (aviators) smell horrible. CW4 Whelan: At least we don't smell like disappointment, and a lack of dignity WOC Derr: Got 'eem. 2ndLt Kardnal: Must be hard to smell that through all that silicon. WOC Derr: Uh huh, you Marines always carry crayons in your vest? 2ndLt Kardnal: Yeah. They're for downed aviators. To doodle how you lost your airframe. Like afghan kids and snickers.

5:43 AM - Koch: we'll put bush somewhere instead 5:43 AM - Koch: who doesnt like bush