@Sgt Cooper insulting me,"Specter, your thing is more like a 5.7; it's an uncommon round that is both small and very fast. I'd prefer more of a .300 Blackout. Ya know?"
Brb while I cry
*Viking 1 is running through a farm field during training*
Sgt Jones: "IS THIS WEED?" (it's not)
*30 seconds later*
Sgt Jones (on team net): "Be advised, I don't think the farmers here are growing fruits and vegetables."
Sgt Carter takes a few shots by a surprise russki.
2ndLt Kardnal: I'm moving up.
Sgt Carter: Aaactuaaaal~! You're not a CSO~! *Singsong*
2ndLt Kardnal: *grumbling*