I think you'll find that water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'.
MAJ Brueske: I'm pretty sure thats a disrespect towards officer
WOC Derr: What, using Clown Penis as a callsign? I'm sure it has its place. *Plays Danger zone over the mic*