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Huffing diesel is good, never drank though.

My opinion is not a college notion, turd

On this month's installment.... Yes, that's driveway sealer, and NO it does not come off easily. (~$4000 in product lost & ~$1500 in property damages) For all you Jack Daniels fans. (mid clean-up and I think about $1300ish in product lost) Note: driver was okay, minor cuts and a JD shower... can they send him home for suspicion of drinking on the job??? Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.... man hours to clean up? 15-20 hrs dollars lost? + $1000 painfully funny? absolutely.

At LARP events, liquor becomes currency. It gains value the longer an event is. Whipped cream vodka may as well be worth it's weight in gold.

This is why you drink vodka.. Vodka makes friends.. Bourbon makes open billets.

Can I get a new team leader?

If you don't like tequila you've drank shitty tequila

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Look. Strategic carpet bombing is a precision tool for removing any and all obstacles on the road to democracy and freedom.

Now i know why we dont hang out