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When your element is about to do MOUT and suddenly you remember all the dumb shit they've said in the past..

When the Iranian pilot, who "evaded" 8311, sees a laser pointer at his feet.

Sgt Bohannon: Papa, 1, permission to repair and procure an enemy technical for transport? MSgt Carter: [Radio] Actual, this is Papa, Tac 1 wants to procure a technical, howcopy? Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Papa, be advised that Tac 2 has room in the MRAP, pile them in there. Demo the technical. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. Looks like tac 1 just found their fifth guy, doesn't look like they can fit in the MRAP now due to numbers. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Go ahead and remove demo then. MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. But be advised that 1 has now done the following: Placed demo on the vic, removed demo from the vic, put tires on the vic, put demo on the vic, and is now removing demo from the vic. So I'm just gonna give the vic to them at this point. Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Alternatively we could convert to Islam in field and leave the demo strapped on the vic. [DEAD AIR]

PFC Coleman: “look at Turks blood on the window” Cpl Yild: “dammit Turk stop bleeding everywhere.” Sgt Turk: “that’s how I mark my Territory!”

MFW I realise I dropped more than $10 Million worth of ordinance on some shitty third world country

Explaining laptop RAM installation to LTC Brueske: SSgt Anderson: "Brueske, you literally just put it in." Maj Ray: "That's what she said." SSgt Anderson: "Brueske isn't familiar with that either." LTC Brueske: "Ouch, Anderson." Maj Ray: "Brueske, it's just like sex. First you have to unscrew and pull down the covers. Then you need to find the clip. You touch the clip and then the slot speads open, and you then you stick it in." SSgt Anderson: dying laughing

When I said "Fuck you Petty Officer" to @Cpl Lombardo he sent me this. http://www.navyeval.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/NAVPERS1616_-_Navy_Counseling_Sheet.pdf http://gertrude-check.org/GIMAGES/Navy_FORM_IMT_WF1[1].pdf