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  1. Myself, Carter, and Kardnal in a building receiving fire. Kardnal: How is it we're taking heavy machine gun fire and I can STILL hear Rivera yelling outside. Rivera, outside: *unintelligible yelling louder than the Dshkm*
    7 points
  2. Capt Kardnal: [Throws frag at window, bounces back] Bad frag! Rivera, from the room over: You fucking reservists!
    5 points
  3. Rivera: [walks into a room with HQ in it] If people keep climbing things and falling off I am going to ban climbing. Carter: Now that doesn't sound like a solution to the problem. Kardnal: I think we should see about getting some bright PT belts for them. See if we can get a drop of bright yellow PT belts. Specter goes over radio to air: Hey can we get a supply drop of bright yellow PT belts? LTC Brueske comes back: uhhhhhhhhhh.... HQ walks off laughing. Melbert in the background: Fuck you and your PT belts!
    4 points
  4. Sgt Spears: Picking up this Igla. [Also wielding AK] Sgt Hastings: CONTACT FRONT Sgt Spears: Wha- Hastings lights Spears up with a 7-9 round burst. Hastings, audibly clenching teeth: Oof.. that was friendly.. what am I gonna do.. Capt Kardnal: You should be moving to medically assist him right now.. Hastings, ever the smartass: Yeah but I'm pulling security. Capt Kardnal: Clearly.
    4 points
  5. Me Yesterday during the DFT
    2 points
  6. [Pre-FTX] Capt Kardnal: Ares, communications frequency? CW4 Carrera: [Something that ended in 0] Capt Kardnal: Was that 7-0 or 1-0? LTC Brueske: Hahaha, 1-0 doesnt exist, the radio only goes up to 99. Capt Kardnal: Brueske, that's channel 10, that's A. Co. Coordination net. LTC Brueske turns and sprints off the side of the aircraft carrier to avoid laughter.
    1 point
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