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SSGT L. BENSON

Critical Skills Operator

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
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I saw @2ndLt Wolfe at a grocery store in Philly yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bars of butter in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent the scanner from interfettering with his compass” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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When your immersion specialist leaks the script.
 

 

Edited by Sgt Hawkins
leaks not leak
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CAPT M. HAWKINS
MSOT 8313 Team Leader | S-1 A&D Clerk | S-3 ITC Instructor
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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When no one shows for an OP. 
 

 

One Like = One Prayer

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CAPT M. HAWKINS
MSOT 8313 Team Leader | S-1 A&D Clerk | S-3 ITC Instructor
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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I got a lot of feelings to work with. Enjoy another meme.
 

 

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CAPT M. HAWKINS
MSOT 8313 Team Leader | S-1 A&D Clerk | S-3 ITC Instructor
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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CAPT M. HAWKINS
MSOT 8313 Team Leader | S-1 A&D Clerk | S-3 ITC Instructor
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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Me preparing for this upcoming operation:

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6 minutes ago, SSgt (Ret) Trooper said:

 

When the meme misfires.

MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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23 hours ago, SSgt Specter said:

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me 2 thks

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CAPT M. HAWKINS
MSOT 8313 Team Leader | S-1 A&D Clerk | S-3 ITC Instructor
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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CAPT M. HAWKINS
MSOT 8313 Team Leader | S-1 A&D Clerk | S-3 ITC Instructor
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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Aviation and Zeus Operators on the weekend.

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42 minutes ago, Sgt Grimm said:

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RIP

We evaded this.

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MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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5 hours ago, 1stLt Ray said:

We evaded this.

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MSGT R. FALCONER
MSOT 8313 Team Chief | S-2 Zeus Operator / Battle Captain / News Specialist
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
 

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5 hours ago, GySgt Falconer said:

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I am a toilet bug.

MAJ E. RAY
Retired
MRB Command Staff (R)
 

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7 hours ago, GySgt Falconer said:

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Confirmed operator. Also I found me talking to GySgt Falconer:

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CAPT J. HART
MSOT 8311 Team Leader | S-2 OIC | S-3 ITC Instructor
 | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
Alpha Company, 3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment
MRB Command Staff

 

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