Maj (Ret) Ray Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) On 8/3/2018 at 8:16 PM, Maj Ray said: Tales from CS OPSEC: Maj Makowski: "Now, when I'm on the ground, my callsign is Mako. When I'm in the air, my callsign is Sharknado." CW4 Whelan, suppressing his laughter: "It's funny but I fucking hate you so much right now!" <22:40:10> "Maj Makowski": <22:39:30> You poked "CW4 "Otto" Whelan" with message: did you notice my call sign on CTAB? <22:39:52> "CW4 "Otto" Whelan" pokes you: YES, YOU SHITBAG CUNT WANKER PIECE OF SHITHOLE TWAT FACE <22:403> You poked "CW4 "Otto" Whelan" with message: BAHAHAHAHAHAH Edited September 10, 2018 by Maj Ray 7 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Hart Posted September 13, 2018 When ya still haven't met the guy who goes to the same school as you.... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted September 17, 2018 Cpl Zietara: Oof. Really a surprise he survived. I was caught between two men, and here I am. (reinsert) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J. Hague Posted September 18, 2018 Capt. Kardnal Started a new chat - <02:41:38> "Capt Kardnal": Let's try to lock it up around debrief next time, solid? <02:42:51> "Cpl Hague": I assume you refer to the slidey chem light? Capt. <02:43:03> "Capt Kardnal": Affirmative. <02:43:17> "Capt Kardnal": I thought it was hilarious, mind, let's just reel it in a bit during debrief. <02:44:33> "Cpl Hague": Solid. I thought it would help keep the heads faced forward. You know what marines are like, maybe they would think its a crayon <02:44:44> "Capt Kardnal": Jesus lord. GySgt Carters Started new chat - <02:45:20> "GySgt Carter": 10/10 for crayon joke 6 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Specter Posted September 27, 2018 @J. Wolfe Opening up a care package from his mom via Snapchat: It's all just Aloe Water.....WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH 20 BOTTLES OF ALOE WATER?! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted September 30, 2018 <22:06:14> "Capt Kardnal": im speaking to you now through an SSD <22:06:29> "Capt Kardnal": i have seen the light of god and i am in his light <22:06:45> "Capt Kardnal": now i need to buy a second SSD to install arma into <22:06:51> "Capt Kardnal": and a third for all the mods <22:07:23> "Maj Ray": Just get a 1 TB SSD, they're like $150 now. Holds everything, including your porn. <22:07:34> "Capt Kardnal": no theyre still $260 <22:07:42> "Capt Kardnal": I just got a 256 for $150 <22:08:07> "Maj Ray": Dude <22:08:08> "Maj Ray": https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-Inch-Internal-MZ-76E1T0B-AM/dp/B078DPCY3T/ <22:08:23> "Maj Ray": "Shopping With Ray: FIND ALL THE DEALS" <22:08:32> "Capt Kardnal": how do i bookmark you 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted September 30, 2018 <22:12:59> "Capt Kardnal": every time i open a corona someone quotebooks me <22:13:15> "Maj Ray": Let that be a lesson, don't drink Mexican piss water 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted September 30, 2018 <21:13:22> "Capt Kardnal": do you want to be angry, because i can make you really angry <21:13:28> "Capt Kardnal": with this little tidbit of knowledge <21:13:38> "Capt Kardnal": i didnt buy a 3.5" adapter for my new ssd <21:13:46> "Maj Ray": That's OK. <21:13:49> "Maj Ray": Scotch tape. <21:13:53> "Capt Kardnal": so its just sitting looseleaf in the bottom of my pc bumpin around with my power cables <21:13:57> "Maj Ray": I used to do that when SSDs were still a thing. <21:13:59> "Maj Ray": * new thing <21:14:00> "Capt Kardnal": the tension of my cable management keeps it secure <21:14:05> "Maj Ray": Approved. <21:14:06> "Capt Kardnal": lmfao <21:14:11> "Capt Kardnal": thats so whack <21:14:15> "Capt Kardnal": now i understand unit servers <21:14:24> "Maj Ray": Unit servers are professionally built and hosted. <21:14:29> "Maj Ray": I don't get a chance to duct tape a bitchS-4 OIC 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted October 12, 2018 Capt Kardnal: Duck, we're going to need your Gustav for this tasking. SSgt Schwarz: Yea, no problem. I just miss a lot though, but we have the ammo. Capt Kardnal: O-K, I'm sure Spears would like his chance in the spotlight. SSgt Schwarz: Wait, no. (Later) SSgt Schwarz: Spears, I hereby disallow you from carrying the 249. Cpl Spears: It's okay, I've already got a Gustav. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J. Hague Posted October 15, 2018 Melbert: yeah get the fuck away! Rivera: No fuck that now I'm going to ride your face~ wait.. no... Melbert: Hummm... ok I'm going away now. Hague: At least that will help you finish jerking off, lol Melbert: Fuck no! I'm not going be able to jerk off for a week now! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted October 20, 2018 HMCS (FMF) Parker: "Listen, Mako, I know you went back and edited some of your older posts to show your LtCol rank..." 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted October 20, 2018 HM3 (FMF) Rivera: "Yo, I want to see this naked man!" 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cpl (Ret) VandeVord Posted October 20, 2018 @SSgt Anderson: Women are property. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cpl (Ret) VandeVord Posted October 22, 2018 LTC Brueske: Women are slaves. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SSgt (Ret) Melbert Posted October 28, 2018 (edited) GySgt Specter drunk at 2am Specter: I gotta pee! Rivera: Why don't you just go to a tree and pee? Specter Cause there's only one tree on this entire ooooo she's hot as fuck Me: Can you be this drunk for our op tonight??? Specter: Dave Chapelle joined the unit?? Edited October 28, 2018 by Cpl Melbert 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HMC (FMF) Rivera Posted October 28, 2018 HMC (FMF) Williams: God I hate woman. HMC (FMF) Williams: Thats it, im going gay, Melbert what you doing? Cpl Melbert: Im always looking to get out the barracks.... HM2 (FMF) Rivera: oh wow a contract marriage! HMC (FMF) Williams: The dont ask dont tell is still in effect right? Williams fiance in the background: AHEM 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HMC (FMF) Rivera Posted October 28, 2018 HM2 (FMF) Rivera: HA! he sent me the proof! HMC (FMF) Williams: Dammit Melbert i though we had something Cpl Melbert: Till you get me out the barracks we dont have anything 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maj (Ret) Ray Posted October 28, 2018 CW4 Whelan: "I'm just upset you think S-5 is going to be an in-game S-Shop." SSgt Anderson: "It's not my fault you don't believe in the future." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Specter Posted October 28, 2018 17 hours ago, Cpl Melbert said: GySgt Specter drunk at 2am Specter: I gotta pee! Rivera: Why don't you just go to a tree and pee? Specter Cause there's only one tree on this entire ooooo she's hot as fuck Me: Can you be this drunk for our op tonight??? Specter: Dave Chapelle joined the unit?? I don't remember this. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MSgt (Ret) Carter Posted November 4, 2018 Girlfriend: Why are you parking over there?! Me: Cuz it’s busy Girlfriend: what the fuck are you talking about? Me: Negative. Wave off! Girlfriend: what the — let me out here Thanks @LTC Brueske 7 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SSgt (Ret) Melbert Posted November 6, 2018 Me: kakta you're a boot HM1 (FMF) Kakta: Shut the fuck up PFC HM2 (FMF) Rivera: Actually all of you are boots to me, I am a senior Specialist. LCpl Lombardo: None of you have deployed so you're all boots to me. I deployed to Korea. HM1 (FMF) Kakta: Fuck you a ship doesn't count! South Korea isn't a deployment. LCpl Lombardo: Actually it's outside the country HM2 (FMF) Rivera: THAT'S NOT A DEPLOYMENT! THAT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT! HM1 (FMF) Kakta: That's like saying Hawaii is a deployment. LCpl Lombardo in TS chat: Asia deployment 2K18 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams Posted November 6, 2018 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted November 6, 2018 Template has been loaded for all of five minutes. GySgt Carter: Well, Brueske already needs medical attention, so we're off to a great start. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt (Ret) Kardnal Posted November 6, 2018 HMC (FMF) Williams: *hotmike of some NASA documentary* Cpl Torregrossa: WILLIAMS, THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?! 2 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LTC Brueske Posted November 9, 2018 Cpl Hastings: "I'm far to autistic for REAL Active Duty" 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites