3d MRB Quote Book

[GySgt Cole]

"Listen witch, grab your broom and shut the fuck up" - Rivera
"Uhm excuse me this a christian channel" - Songs

[MSgt Falconer]

@Capt Whelan: Wait, are you telling me we can get all of command staff together to play golf, but not to have a command staff meeting???

[Maj Whelan]

People: Rivera, you okay?

Rivera: **loud angry spainish noises**

[Cpl (Ret) Torregrossa]

"You'd be astounded with the amount of shit I can fit up my ass" - SSgt Hague

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"I looked like the tower of falling pizza and shit" -HMC Rivera

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"It's both, don't speak ill of the lord's nut" -LCpl McMuster

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"Counterpoint, what if the child is a rapist?" - Capt Whelan

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

Capt Tullo starts drifting into the middle of the formation super fast. 

 

GySgt Falconer: “Fast and the furious Tullo drift.”

[CW4 Levorse]

"We're gonna round all our POW's up, then blow them up" - @HM3 Speirs

[CW4 Levorse]

"Go away siri, I'm not talking to you about burrito fleshlights" - @HM3 Speirs

[Capt Hart]

HM3 Spears: I mean I'd do it again, but preferably with less internal bleeding

[SSgt (Ret) Melo]

@HM3 Speirs - I'm not ok with indiscriminate killing.

@GySgt Falconer - It is not indiscriminate killing if you plan to kill them all.

[SSgt (Ret) Melo]

@HMC (FMF) Rivera: HAHAHAHAHAHIHIHIHIHIHIHHIHIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUUHPFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHHUHHUHUHUHUHIHIHI!

 

[MAJ Carrera]

<23:13:18> "MAJ "Pancake" Brueske": 07
<23:13:52> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": o7
<23:13:56> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": *S*
<23:14:17> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": o/
<23:14:32> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": \o
<23:14:34> "MAJ "Nemo" Carrera": \o
<23:14:46> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": \ o /
<23:14:49> "SSgt Songs": \0/
<23:14:56> "SSgt Songs": \o/
<23:14:58> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": (o)(o)
<23:15:02> "MAJ "Pancake" Brueske": UwU
<23:15:05> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
<23:15:18> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ( O ) ( O )
<23:15:31> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": (     .     )(     .     )
<23:15:55> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": ಠ ∩ ಠ
<23:15:58> "MAJ "Nemo" Carrera": <º.0>
<23:16:12> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": (‡▼益▼)
<23:16:39> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": ୧(ಠ益ಠ)୨
<23:16:46> "Capt "Three Reds" Spyke": (/ﾟДﾟ)/
<23:17:48> "MAJ "Nemo" Carrera": Ѿ
<23:18:14> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": (  l  )
<23:18:50> "MAJ "Nemo" Carrera": ‎‫٭Ѿ٭‬‎
<23:19:12> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
<23:19:35> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
<23:21:30> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ▼(´ᴥ`)▼
<23:21:44> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ( ㅅ )
<23:22:07> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": Good( ･ω･)ﾉmorning~
<23:22:25> "Maj "Code Red" Hall": ‎‫╭∩╮◕ل͜◕)╭∩╮‬‎
<23:25:42> "Maj  "Code Red" Hall": ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤───

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

Me: "... in my spotify discover, "Jesus Forgive me I am a thot"
@LCpl O'Brien "That's a great recommendation for you"

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"Beatings will continue until your arousal stops." @WOC Levorse

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"To be fair, Speirs is easy." @WOC Levorse

[CW4 Levorse]

"I think the sexbot put the ballgag in" - @HM3 Speirs

[CW4 Levorse]

"I don't know what @GySgt Falconerdoes. I figured he was an elf by day." - @HM3 Speirs

 

[MSgt Falconer]

Technically quoting myself here but noone cares about that rule so fuck it.

Myself: "Rivera has now spent 16 bucks on getting friends to play a game with her"

@HMC (FMF) Rivera: "IM DOING IT FOR US, OK"

[GySgt (Ret) Kakta]

Rivera: "Spiers you're like a door knob, everyone gets a turn."

 

*Loud Wheezing*

[HM1 (Ret) Speirs]

"YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST PEOPLE, MCMUSTER DODGES NUT" - @LCpl McMuster

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

1st LT Cole: "Big dyke energy. That's cool."

Capt Whelan dying in the background.

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

HMC (FMF) Rivera: Alright so Razer uses all the same microphones in all of there stuff.
1stLt Cole: That's cause all Razer microphones are shitty.
HMC (FMF) Rivera: Now listen here your mom is shitty, - oh no I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring that in.
1stLt Cole: Yeah she has nothing to do with that.

GySgt Falconer in the background: No what is shitty is your immune system cole. 

Everyone cracking up in TS.

[HMC (FMF) Rivera]

HM3 Speirs: Pass me a cucumber, I am going to start packing.

HM3 Speirs: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY PICKLE DICK!!!!